How to Boost your Motivation to Play More Board Games

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Do you want to play more board games? If so then you may find it hard to fit them into your family’s busy schedule. These simple tricks will help you to get more games in, so you can get people gathered around the table. This is a great way for you to spend more time together, and it also allows you to get the best result overall.

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Set out the Right Games

The first thing you need to do is set out the games you’d like to play. If you put the games that you’d like to get into out in the open then this will help you to make it easier to get everyone gathered around the table. You may also find that it helps to remove a lot of the decision fatigue you may experience too. Choose a spot that is going to be visible, such as by the dining room table, and then discuss what everyone is in the mood for. If you can do this then you will soon find that it is easier to get the result you need. Another thing you can do is try and turn off the TV. By turning off the television, you may find that it is easier for you to get people away from it, and you can also make sure that everyone has the chance to detach from the screen a little bit. If you want to have a lot of fun, you can look into DND. You can find DND dice online, and when you do, you can personalize your experience even more.

Buy a Game You’re Excited About

Another thing you can do is buy a game you are excited about. If you love to play games, but you hate learning the rules then one thing you can do is watch a walkthrough of the game rules on a site such as YouTube. One of the rule channels you may like is Watch it Played. This is a good way for you to find a rule explanation of the game you want to play, and it is also a good way for you to better your experience overall. It can be helpful for you to watch things like this as if you are a visual learner, it can help you to simplify the experience.

Make a Game Night

Another thing you can try and do is make a bit of a family game night. By making a game night, you can make it easier for everyone to get involved, and it also means that you can have a great time. Whether you want to do it once a month or whether you would like to have a weekly game night, it’s easy to schedule it in and then be reminded of what you have planned. This also stops things from interfering with your game night, so you can make sure that it is always going to be a priority for you and your family. Keep this in mind, and you will soon find that it is easier for you to not only get the result you need but to also feel more confident in your gameplay experience.

A Closer Look at Marvel Legends Series Marvel’s Falcon

With Captain America Brave New World released in cinemas in a few weeks time, Hasbro have launched the new Marvel Legends Series Marvel’s Falcon.

MARVEL STUDIOS’ CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD: This collectible Marvel figure in 6-inch scale (15 cm) is inspired by the appearance of Marvel’s Falcon in Marvel Studios’ Captain America: Brave New World — a great gift for collectors and fans ages 4 and up

DELUXE DESIGN AND ARTICULATION: This figure features over 20 points of articulation and deco inspired by Marvel Studios’ Captain America: Brave New World, including a highly articulated wing backpack

CHARACTER-INSPIRED ACCESSORIES: This officially licensed Marvel’s Falcon action figure comes with 8 accessories

WINDOW BOX PACKAGING: Display the MCU on your shelf with collectible window box packaging, featuring MCU-inspired logos and design

A MULTIVERSE OF COLLECTIBLES: Look for more Legends collectibles to build a Captain America 6 inch action figure collection on your shelf

THE LATEST WING-BEARER: A former Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, Joaquin Torres has picked up Sam’s old wings to take on the role of Falcon

Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Series Marvel’s Falcon is available now priced around £39.99.

You can learn more from the Hasbro Pulse website.

Review: Vibe75 Keyboard

The Vibe75 Keyboard from Mechlands is an attractive proposition. The south-facing RGB is appealing and the metal effect case is light but great to look at. Alongside this, it has a versatile display screen and media knob. Accordingly, you can focus on key stats or control settings with ease. 

On top of this, it is compact and versatile. This device is suitable for Mac and PC users. Moreover, you can use the USB-C cable for a wired connection. Alternatively, you can connect via Bluetooth or wireless with the cleverly concealed USB dongle. 

Finally, if you work during your commute or you have a mini workstation, this device is perfect. The lightweight design and 75% form factor ensure it is easy to carry and small enough for the tightest of spaces. 

What’s in the box of the Vibe75 Keyboard

  • The packaging will catch your eye. However, it is a little flimsy and mine was unfortunately damaged in transit. 
  • The Vibe75 Keyboard comes in several colours. I chose the dark metallic option and I love it. 
  • A USB-C cable is strong and suitable for most gaming or workstations. 
  • The USB dongle is hidden beside one of the support feet. 
  • Pull the keycaps with the pulling tool. 
  • Replace the display screen with the handy media knob. 
  • Learn the fundamentals with the user manual. 

Technical aspects. 

The Vibe75 Keyboard is ideal if you love to type or adore fast-paced gaming. The 1000 Hz polling rate keeps you ahead of your competition. Though I noticed latency differences between wired and wireless connectivity, the impact was minimal and I enjoyed low-latency gaming no matter my connection. 

This device has 3 unique Bluetooth profiles. These can be selected with macros and this makes it wonderfully versatile. I connected this keyboard to my PC, Laptop, and mobile phone and it connected with ease. If you wish to connect to the USB dongle or a Mac, there are 2 handy switches at the rear of the device. 

Wireless gaming isn’t my go-to option. I worry about battery life, and the fear of connection problems is a turn-off. Luckily, the 4000 mAh battery lasts ages, and it can be charged with ease. What’s more, I enjoyed uninterrupted and stable wireless connectivity. 

Usability. 

The Vibe75 Keyboard is remarkably user-friendly. The small form factor comprises 79 keys. Moreover, the FN button allows you to work through built-in macros to overcome the missing buttons. If you must have a Numpad, maybe the Vibe99 Keyboard is a good alternative. 

Flicking between settings was simple, and I liked the handy data screen. This small display highlights the Bluetooth profile and your battery life. This was great, as no one likes running out of juice mid-game. Changing your settings was as easy as remembering each macro and flicking a switch. Consequently, this is a great option for inexperienced gamers. 

Build quality. 

MechLands kindly sent me the Blade75 Keyboard to review last month. I adore this device as the metal case and heavy nature were a real eye-turner. The Vibe75 Keyboard focuses on a different audience. The plastic case with a metallic effect is lightweight but tough. Additionally, it mixes sci-fi and steampunk for a truly unique look. 

I love the blend of black and deep reds. The keycaps look amazing and the south-facing RGB pops against the dark livery. If you love to experiment with your peripherals, this keyboard has hot-swappable 3/5-pin switches. Subsequently, no soldering is needed if you wish to use your favourite switches. 

I’m impressed with the under 1 kg weight and the 3-step feet. This simple approach ensures that you have the most pleasant working and gaming time no matter your preference. Finally, the plate-mounted stabilisers create a comfortable and responsive typing experience. The mechanical edge has a nice audio profile and using this for typing and gaming was a real joy. 

Is the Vibe75 Keyboard worth it? 

I have tried and tested plenty of great gaming keyboards. Some are extremely expensive and unique, and others are more affordable but lack a wow factor. Luckily, the Vibe75 Keyboard is affordable but it looks incredible. Additionally, it has a great battery life and I loved its versatility. Accordingly, I love it and I recommend buying it here

(More information on Mechlands can be found here!) 

The Vibe75 Keyboard has been awarded the Movies Games and Tech Gold Award.

(Full disclosure! A sample was provided for an unbiased and free review!)

Review: myFirst CareBuds

Here we review the myFirst CareBuds – Smart Transparency Mode True Wireless Stereo Earbuds for Kids.

Wireless Earbuds for Kids! Enjoy premium audio quality with small earbuds, safe maximum volume limit, and smart transparency which lets outside audio in when they’re on the move.

Features

  • Small Ear Tips
  • 85 decibel limit
  • Up to 25 hours of battery life
  • Water resistant and rugged
  • Movement Activated Transparency Mode
  • Anti-Loss Strap and Lanyard Included
  • Built-In Microphone
  • True Wireless Connection

What’s in the box?

The box contains myFirst CareBuds, Stickers, Anti-loss lanyard, Hand lanyard, Ear tips and a Type-C Charging Cable.

A Closer Look

Final Thoughts

The myFirst CareBuds look like a set of AirPods, which will make your child very happy!

They are easy to charge with the supplied cable and a fully charged battery lasts around 6 hours.

The sound quality is really good, and myFirst CareBuds also have a unique feature that automatically switches them to transparency mode when the earbuds detect body movement. This is a crucial safety feature for kids, as it allows them to hear their surroundings while walking on the road or engaging in other activities. With a maximum volume of 85db, these earbuds are specifically engineered to ensure that kids won’t be able to turn up the volume to potentially harmful levels.

They are IPX4 rated so they are protected from water splashes such as rain or sweat, but dont use them in the shower. 

The myFirst CareBuds come with user-friendly touch controls that make it easy for kids to play and stop music, pick up and end phone calls, and manually activate the transparency mode. This feature enables children to operate the earbuds with ease and convenience, without having to fumble with complicated buttons or controls.

The myFirst CareBuds – Smart Transparency Mode True Wireless Stereo Earbuds for Kids, are available now priced around £59 and come in either Blue, White, Space Blue or Cotton Candy.

You can learn more from the myFirst website.

A Closer Look at Connex

Here we take a closer look at Connex – the data transfer and multi-charger connector.

Say goodbye to tangled cables and missing connections! Connex, a revolutionary cable adaptor hub that simplifies your life and keeps all your devices connected.

In today’s gadget-filled world, juggling a multitude of devices can be a nightmare. Smartphones, tablets, smartwatches, cameras, chargers – the list goes on.  Unfortunately, the variety of connection types often creates a tangled mess of cables in your bag or around your home and workplace. 

Connex is a compact and convenient solution that offers standard charging, PD charging, and data transfer, all in one handy gadget. No more carrying tonnes of different cables or hunting for the right connection.  The Connex provides a single, organised hub to keep your devices powered and connected.

The Connex boasts a sleek design with a durable ABS shell, flexible silicone rubber connector arms, and nickel-plated steel reinforcers for long-lasting performance.  It supports multiple devices simultaneously, with current flow adapting to the input power for optimal charging.

Key Features:

  • Multiple Charging Options: Standard charging, PD charging, and data transfer.
  • Tangle-Free Design: Keep your cables organised and avoid frustration.
  • Universal Compatibility: Works with a wide range of devices.
  • Durable Construction: Built to last with high-quality materials.
  • Compact and Portable: Fits easily in your bag or pocket.

The Connex is available in both black and jade for just £29.99 at Kraftedtech.com.

Review: City Transport Simulator Tram

City Transport Simulator Tram is the perfect game for lovers of light railway. This tram driving and partial business simulation tool captures the tram driver role perfectly. Moreover, there is plenty of DLC if you wish to expand your experience. Consequently, if you fall for its slow and loud charms, you’ll lose hours to its relaxing ways.

This simulation game was developed by ViewApp and published by Dovetail Games. Moreover, it is a single-player title that can be viewed from many perspectives. Accordingly, it’ll appeal to many sim-loving gamers. My only complaint is the lack of business complexity. Unlike its peers, this game refuses to explore this key aspect. Yet, this shortcoming has its advantages. Thankfully, the lack of complexity allows you to focus on the driving and little else.

City Transport Simulator Tram tells no story. 

Simulation games are renowned for poor or no story at all. City Transport Simulator Tram sits in the latter category. Instead of a plot, you are told to run a company and get on with your day. This into-the-fire approach should have been daunting, but it wasn’t. Thankfully, you are talked through the basics and nothing is left to chance. 

Alongside the main game mode is a sandbox option. When I wanted a mindless moment, I’d select this mode. Instead of creating routes, buying trams, and worrying about passenger satisfaction, I could simply drive. This was great fun as the city felt alive. Additionally, the signalling can be complex, so the sandbox option removes these distractions.

It feels tougher than it is. 

First, you’ll feel out of your depth. Creating routes, picking trams, and learning the fundamentals is an uphill battle. However, you soon get into your stride as you motor around the city. Stations appear quickly and starting and stopping correctly can take some practice. On top of this, remembering how to open the doors, following a timetable, and avoiding pedestrians is quite the task. 

If you feel that things are too much, you can simplify the controls. This was great as you didn’t have to worry about the doors or any of the fiddly switches. Instead, you concentrate on speeds, signals, and stations. This is the perfect option for younger or less able gamers. Alternatively, if you simply want to bum around and enjoy driving, this is the perfect approach.

Where is the business model?

City Transport Simulator Tram lacks a business model. This was a shame as it would have padded out the core action. The only business aspects focus on route planning and tram acquisition. Your money and XP are earned by doing your job correctly. Abide by the speeds, acknowledge the signals, and stop at every station and you’ll be doing just fine. 

City Transport Simulator Tram looks good but needs a modern polish. 

Like its peers, City Transport Simulator Tram uses repetitive character models. This made me chuckle and I had twins, triplets, and quads on board my vehicle. This was lazy from the developer as it reduced the realism. Alongside this, the world feels very angular and everything is unnecessarily sharp. Moreover, there is rubber banding when you view your vehicle using the exterior camera.  This isn’t a problem, per se, but it lacks a modern polish. 

The audio isn’t exceptional, it is realistic and I liked the familiar noises. Furthermore, there is a sense of hustle and bustle and the engines, bells, whistles, and doors closing were great. My only complaint is the lack of other traffic sounds. I’d have liked car horns to honk or a connection with other tram drivers. 

Excellent controls.

Though there is plenty to learn, the excellent tutorial gets you on your way. There are signals, stations, speeds, doors, and many other aspects to work with. Thankfully, the simple UI and control layout keep you on track. Subsequently, I never felt out of my depth.

The replay value is questionable. There is plenty of DLC and a large city to navigate. However, the lack of business mechanics holds it back. If you want a purely driving simulation, you’ll adore it. Yet, if you want to deliver anything more than customer satisfaction, you’ll be left wanting.

City Transport Simulator Tram impressed me. 

The missing business mechanics were a mistake. This will annoy hardcore sim gamers. Moreover, the repetitive character models dent the realistic finish. However, the driving is fun, and I like the tiered difficulty settings. Additionally, each tram is unique and creating a new route was interesting. It’s a shame that it doesn’t tick every box though. Despite the shortcomings, I was impressed, and I recommend buying it here! Can you master each tram? Learn the basics, navigate each route, and become a professional tram driver.

Review – Chicken Police: Into the Hive!

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“Chicken Police: Into the HIVE!” is a sequel to the cult hit “Chicken Police: Paint it Red!” Developed by The Wild Gentlemen, the game brings back the iconic film-noir style, anthropomorphic characters, and rich storytelling that made its predecessor stand out. With its intricate plot, atmospheric visuals, and engaging gameplay, the game solidifies its place as a must-play for fans of narrative-driven adventures.

The game reunites players with the charmingly gruff Sonny Featherland and his hot-headedpartner Marty MacChicken. The story kicks off as the duo is called to investigate amysterious conspiracy unraveling within the insect underworld of Clawville. What begins asa seemingly straightforward case spirals into a web of murder, betrayal, and political intrigue. The story masterfully balances its humor and drama, creating an experience thatfeels both weighty and delightfully absurd.

The writing is top-notch, with every line of dialogue steeped in noir tropes. The charactersare memorable, from the stoic Sonny to the flamboyant secondary cast, which includes aflamboyant mantis informant and a mysterious beetle crime lord. The voice acting is stellar,with over 30 fully voiced characters bringing the world of Clawville to life. The chemistrybetween Sonny and Marty is particularly strong, with their witty banter and camaraderieserving as a highlight.

Visually, “Into the HIVE!” is a work of art. The game’s black-and-white aesthetic, accented with splashes of color, enhances its noir feel. The environments are highly detailed, with over 35 locations to explore, ranging from dingy back alleys to opulent insect hideouts. Each scene feels alive, filled with small details that enrich the world-building. The art style perfectly complements the tone, blending gritty realism with a touch of whimsy.

The character designs are equally impressive. The anthropomorphic animals and insects are rendered with meticulous attention to detail, their expressions and movements conveying a surprising amount of emotion. The use of cinematic angles and dramatic lighting further immerses players in the story.

“Into the HIVE!” retains the point-and-click mechanics of its predecessor while introducing new elements to keep things fresh. Players will engage in detective work, interrogations, and puzzle-solving. The interrogation system has been refined, requiring players to carefully analyze their suspects’ statements and choose responses wisely. These sequences are challenging but rewarding, adding depth to the gameplay.

The puzzles are varied and well-integrated into the narrative. From cracking safes to piecing together clues, each task feels purposeful and satisfying. Exploration is encouraged, with plenty of hidden details and optional conversations to uncover. However, the pacing occasionally suffers when puzzles disrupt the flow of the narrative, though these moments are infrequent.

The sound design is another standout aspect. The jazzy soundtrack is evocative of classic noir films, with sultry saxophone melodies and moody piano chords setting the tone. The sound effects, from the rustling of papers to the clinking of glasses, further enhance the immersion. The voice acting deserves special praise, with each actor delivering nuanced performances that bring their characters to life.

While “Into the HIVE!” excels in many areas, it’s not without its flaws. The pacing, as mentioned, can be uneven, particularly during longer puzzle sequences. Additionally, some players might find the narrative’s reliance on noir clichés predictable, though others will appreciate it as an homage to the genre. Lastly, while the game’s humor is sharp and often laugh-out-loud funny, a few jokes may miss the mark for some audiences.

“Chicken Police: Into the HIVE!” is a worthy successor to “Paint it Red!” and an excellent example of storytelling in games. Its gripping narrative, stunning visuals, and engaging gameplay combine to create an unforgettable experience. Despite minor pacing issues, the game’s strengths far outweigh its weaknesses. Fans of noir, narrative-driven games, or quirky, anthropomorphic characters will find much to love here. With its strong sense of style and substance, “Into the HIVE!” earns a well-deserved 8.5 out of 10. It’s a game that proves even chickens can be detectives—and darn good ones at that.

Threats That Can Destroy Online Gaming Progress and How to Protect Yourself

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Online gaming has become a global phenomenon, attracting millions of players across various platforms. Whether you’re exploring a sandbox game like Minecraft, engaging in competitive multiplayer matches, or simply enjoying the social aspects of online gaming, the experience can be both thrilling and immersive. However, the online gaming world isn’t without its risks. Whether you’re using satellite internet or you have a mobile broadband connection, it’s important to get connected and stay connected for longer. You want your connection as safe as possible and whether you use a VPN to help with this or not, it all starts with a secure connection. There are several threats that can ruin your progress, steal your personal information, or destroy your gaming experience altogether.

This article looks at the common threats that can negatively impact your gaming journey and provides actionable advice on how to protect yourself.

Account Hacking and Identity Theft

Threat: Account hacking is one of the most severe risks in the online gaming world. Hackers often target gaming accounts to steal personal information, in-game items, or progress. In games where time and effort are spent leveling up, a hacked account can mean the loss of hours of hard work. Identity theft can also result from compromised accounts, leading to further consequences outside of gaming.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Use Strong, Unique Passwords: A strong password is your first line of defense. Avoid reusing passwords across multiple platforms and use a combination of uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers, and special characters.
  • Enable Two-Factor Authentication (2FA): Whenever possible, enable 2FA. This adds an extra layer of security to your account, requiring you to verify your identity through another device.
  • Be Cautious with Third-Party Programs: Be wary of downloading software or cheats from untrusted sources. These could contain malware that puts your account at risk.

Phishing Scams

Threat: Phishing is a deceptive tactic used to trick you into providing sensitive information, such as your login credentials or credit card details. Phishing attempts often come in the form of fake emails, in-game messages, or pop-up ads. These messages may appear legitimate, offering promotions, free items, or account recovery options that are, in fact, designed to steal your personal data.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Avoid Clicking on Suspicious Links: Be careful of unsolicited emails or messages. Always verify the legitimacy of any offer before clicking on links or downloading attachments.
  • Check for Signs of Phishing: Look for misspellings, incorrect URLs, or unfamiliar email addresses. Legitimate gaming companies will never ask for your password through email or direct messages.
  • Use Anti-Phishing Software: Many antivirus programs offer anti-phishing features that can help block malicious websites before you even click on them.

Server Downtime and DDoS Attacks

Threat: A distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack is a significant threat to online gaming. These attacks overwhelm a server with excessive traffic, causing it to crash and preventing legitimate players from accessing the game. In the worst-case scenario, server downtime can result in lost progress, ruined competitive events, or a poor gaming experience. Furthermore, players who are the target of a DDoS attack may experience lag or disconnection.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Choose a Reliable Hosting Provider: One of the best ways to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal downtime is by hosting your game on a trusted provider. For example, when hosting a server, consider using services that offer strong DDoS protection and a reliable infrastructure to avoid interruptions.
  • Use a VPN: A VPN can help protect your IP address from being targeted in DDoS attacks when playing on public or untrusted servers.
  • Report DDoS Attacks: If you notice signs of an attack or server downtime, report it immediately to the game’s customer support team.

In-Game Cheating and Exploits

Threat: Cheating can ruin the integrity of online games, whether it’s through aimbots, wallhacks, or other exploits. While some players may engage in cheating to advance quickly, it often leads to unfair advantages, ruining the experience for others. Moreover, cheaters can compromise the safety of servers and potentially steal in-game items or progress.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Play on Trusted Servers: Choose servers that actively monitor and ban cheaters. This can help ensure that your gameplay is not disrupted by malicious players.
  • Avoid Cheats and Exploits: While it may seem tempting to use cheats for an easy advantage, these can result in account bans or data loss. Stick to legitimate methods of progressing in the game.
  • Report Suspicious Activity: If you encounter a cheater, report them to the game’s moderation team to help maintain a fair and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Loss of Progress Due to Server or Platform Issues

Threat: Many online games require players to invest significant amounts of time to level up or gather in-game resources. Losing that progress can be devastating, especially if the game or server experiences a crash or data corruption. Unfortunately, server outages, glitches, or technical errors can lead to the loss of hard-earned achievements.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Back Up Your Progress: If the game allows, regularly back up your progress, either through cloud saves or local backups. This ensures that you can restore your progress if anything goes wrong.
  • Host on Reliable Servers: If you’re hosting a multiplayer game, use reputable server hosting providers who prioritize uptime and stability. With Minecraft server hosting from a reliable provider, you can rest assured that your server is safe and your progress is secure.
  • Check for Server Maintenance: Always be aware of scheduled server maintenance or updates. These events may cause temporary downtimes, so staying informed will prevent you from losing progress unexpectedly.

Toxicity and Harassment in Gaming Communities

Threat: Online gaming communities can sometimes be a breeding ground for toxic behavior, including bullying, harassment, and verbal abuse. Toxicity can negatively impact your experience, especially if you’re trying to enjoy a game that requires teamwork or cooperation. Harassment may even drive you to quit playing altogether.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Use Mute and Block Features: Most games come with tools to mute or block players who engage in toxic behavior. Take advantage of these features to protect yourself from harassment.
  • Report Abusive Players: If you encounter players who are violating the game’s code of conduct, report them to the developers or moderators. This helps create a healthier gaming environment.
  • Play with Friends: Playing with people you trust can significantly reduce your exposure to toxic individuals. Building a positive social circle can help make your gaming experience more enjoyable.

Poor Security on Private Servers

Threat: Hosting your own game on a private server can be an excellent way to have full control over your gaming experience. However, if the server is not properly secured, it could become vulnerable to attacks or unauthorized access, leading to the loss of your progress or personal data.

How to Protect Yourself:

  • Use Secure Server Hosting Providers: Choose a server hosting provider that offers robust security measures, such as firewalls and DDoS protection. Consider providers that offer automatic backups and real-time monitoring for added peace of mind.
  • Keep Software Updated: Make sure both the game and server software are up-to-date with the latest security patches. Developers frequently release updates to fix vulnerabilities.
  • Set Strong Server Permissions: Limit access to your server by requiring strong passwords and setting permissions that restrict who can make changes to the server.

Summing Up

Online gaming is an exciting and rewarding experience, but it comes with its fair share of risks. By following the advice in this article, such as using strong passwords, enabling two-factor authentication, and choosing reliable hosting providers, you can significantly reduce the likelihood of encountering these threats. Staying vigilant and proactive will help you enjoy the best that online gaming has to offer while minimizing the risks that can ruin your gaming progress.

Review: Slopecrashers

Developed by byteparrot and Published by Neonhive Games, Slopecrashers is a SnowSlope racing Extreme Sports game with Animal Characters.

There are Extreme sports games and RaceKart games but a cross between is quite a rare scene. So a glass raised to Slopecrashers for attempting such a novel idea. My sympathies for the boring result though.

Hindsight is a dangerous drug. It always makes you feel like a cloth trapped on a gutter drain… wet.

Downhill from here

As you could guess from the name, Slopecrashers is a game about riding a snowboard down a snow slope but little did you know, you will doing so as a penguin… Or other Snow based animals. Sadly, that’s as far as enjoyment goes.

From the trailer, I had expected a Tony Hawk Pro Skater type of control scheme but it did not take long for looks to do their disappointing best. 

The characters heading downhill are nothing more than cars with the animation of some bipedal creature. Felt like one of those animal mods from GTA5. Just plan disappointment. 

I said Cars but it is more so like Karts.

Thank God for Mario Kart

The mixture of Extreme sports and a Kart game is a stretch. The gameplay is just a sorry attempt to make Mario Kart with alternate animation. It even has powerups and other objects to throw at your enemies. 

The question then arises… How does that play? 

It seems.

All the maps feel the same, the controls are a little annoying to control, and the powerups are nothing more than the DefaultPowerupsforKartgame.file and do not spark any joy.

The only thing remotely unique about Slopecrashers is its ability to let you perform stunts, but even that turns out to be nothing more than a cheap trick. In games like Skate or Tony Hawk, the thrill of doing stunts comes from the very real risk of failure. When you miss a trick, fall off your board, or crash, there’s a sense of consequence that makes each successful trick feel earned and exciting. It adds a layer of tension and challenge that keeps you engaged, pushing you to improve. But that vital element of risk is completely stripped away here.

In Slopecrashers, pulling off a stunt is as simple as pressing a button. There’s no skill involved, no precision required, and, worst of all, there’s no chance of failure. 

Once you press that button, an animation takes over, and your character performs the stunt flawlessly, regardless of your timing or control. It’s as if the game is handing you victory on a silver platter, and honestly, it feels lazy. The lack of any real consequence makes the stunts feel hollow like they’re happening just to check a box rather than to offer any real satisfaction.

What Slopecrashers misses is the same thing that makes extreme sports so compelling in real life: the challenge. The heart-pounding anticipation of whether you’ll stick that landing or wipe it out in spectacular fashion. 

Here, there’s no excitement, no risk, just a set of predetermined animations that leave you with little more than a sense of emptiness.

No Shame in Failing

Slopecrashers is a game where failure isn’t even an option, mainly because nothing is interesting enough to even fail at. So yeah, you’ll get your stunts, you’ll race your penguin or snow rabbit or whatever they’re calling it this week… but it’s all so devoid of risk and excitement.

In life, time is limited and one can only spend so much time playing a certain game. For that, you must create something worth the time. I am all for testing new ideas but this is not a new idea. This a fake promise followed by a game so lazy, one could create it over the weekend.

In conclusion? You’ll probably get more adrenaline from watching an ice cube melt.

Review: Sniper Elite: Resistance

Ready for a random observation, courtesy of Sniper Elite: Resistance? Sniping is simultaneously stealthy and un-stealthy. You need to get in to the right place, at the right time, with no one seeing you (or recognising you if they do), and make sure you have a similar exit strategy. But at the same time you’re carrying a big explosion in a long tube. When you pull the trigger, you’re essentially blowing into a giant vuvuzela and holding up a sign with ‘I Am Here’ written on it.

I thought about this as bullets were pinging into the metal of the thin barrier I was hiding behind. Being one of the least stealthiest humans that has ever lived, my sniping plans were often sub-par. Still, I thoroughly enjoyed it. When the stars align and you pull off a perfect shot, then Sniper Elite: Resistance really shines, and it works hard to recreate that moment. When you keep your enemies at a distance, things are great. Cracks only start appearing when we get up close.

Sniper Elite: Resistance

Long Distance Bullet Delivery

Sniper Elite: Resistance winds the clock back to 1944, where Europe has picked itself back up off the mat and is ready to deliver a haymaker in the form of D-Day. Unfortunately, the French resistance has picked up some chatter that the Nazis are developing a superweapon. In response, the Brits send in a special operative to deal with it – SOE agent Harry Hawker. A man with the face of a twenty year-old and the voice of a sixty year-old. To be brutally honest, I strongly recommend not coming to Sniper Elite: Resistance for the plot. Harry is a dull non-entity, strung along by the nose from one set-piece to another.

Instead, you should come here for the long guns that make loud noises. Sniping requires you to spot targets through your binoculars, then dial in your scope to distance. After accounting for the weather, you line your crosshair up on either their head or their crotch. If you aim it right, you’re greeted with a gory X-ray scene of your bullet spearing through their skull and/or plums. These X-ray shots do get old, but lining up the perfect shot that flies through the eye-socket of a rival sniper is a wonderful feeling. I recommend flicking the sniping difficulty up, though, otherwise holding your breath just shows you where you’re going to hit.

The sniping excels when the maps open up, and Sniper Elite: Resistance seems to understand that. The best levels are ones with big sprawling fields or other wide areas, where you can hike up a lookout tower and absolutely clear up. If you time shots with loud noises, like thunder or a nearby dogfight, then you’re masked. So with a bit of patience, I could clear half the map with well-placed shots. The maps aren’t empty, though. There are a lot of side missions that need to be manually discovered, along with a kill challenge in each mission. If you fancy slow playing it, you can spend quite a bit of time on each one. I was never bored, that’s for sure.

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Sniper No Sniping

Unfortunately, I found it a lot less entertaining when the levels shrank and a lot of that is down to the AI. It’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, bless it. Not just because they’re unable to notice a muzzle flash that’s about ten feet from them. They’re terrible at searching, and frequently unloaded entire magazines at the spot I was about five minutes ago. They search for a long time, too, so I’d just park my arse behind a wall and twiddle my thumbs. They also react to their helmet being shot off by standing there, gawping, until the second bullet bursts through their cranium.

The net result is that that being spotted doesn’t feel harrowing. Partly because the AI won’t put up much challenge, but also because Hawker feels overpowered. One of the first pistols we unlock is silenced and can kill Nazis in one headshot, for instance. But we can also carry multiple grenades, mines and gosh darned TNT, along with a rifle and SMG. Even when I messed up, I managed to clear the map because they could only take one shot, and I could tank several magazines. The shooting isn’t really enjoyable enough to prop things up, so being spotted was more of an annoyance.

Still, once you get out of the structured campaign format, there are other modes that are enjoyable. Propaganda missions, for instance, pop you into time-based scenarios with limited gear and a defined playstyle. So you need to stealth kill as many Nazis as possible, for instance, or (my favourite) counter-snipe a horde of elite snipers. There’s also survival, which was fun enough, but with no one online for multiplayer I was soon minced by a mounted machine gun. Lastly, you can invade other people’s games as a rival sniper. I got invaded precisely once, where I was shot to death without knowing what was happening. I responded by grumpily folding my arms and turning it off. Nice idea, though.

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Sniper Elite: Resistance – Fun At A Distance

All this lead to a realisation in the penultimate mission: my favourite part of Sniper Elite: Resistance was the beginning of the campaign missions. I’d get to a safe place and whip out my binoculars. Once I’d tagged enough Nazis, I’d head to a good sniping spot. Then I’d either wait for environmental noise, or kick a generator, and make shot after shot. In other words, when Sniper Elite: Resistance focused on the sniping, everything was golden. Every time it forced me down into a cramped, underground lab I was having less fun.

Still, my experience was overall positive. Crawling over the campaign levels, checking off missions and sniping targets, was good fun. I think I’ll probably return once there are enough people to fill out the survival mode. While getting up close and personal was a bit frustrating thanks to wonky AI, the Sniper Elite series remains the best way to watch a lump of metal obliterate a Nazi’s future fatherhood potential.

(Sniper Elite: Resistance‘s Steam Page)