Review: Swarm Grinder

Swarm Grinder is a fun, but testing endeavour that will drive you insane. Though its core concept is straightforward, there are so many variables that trial and error is the name of the game. Now, this may drive some people crazy, but I loved the variety and the testing action. Moreover, the grim aesthetic and seamlessly never-ending action made me smile throughout. However, there was an awful lot of swearing as I died miserably more often than not.

This casual rogue-like was published and developed by Last Bite Games. Moreover, it is reminiscent of Vampire Survivors and Brotato. Accordingly, if you adore either of those games, you will cherish every grindy moment you experience. I have to highlight the word “GRIND”! This title demands a lot of your time and you will die repeatedly. Along the way, you will unlock new skills, new characters, and new levels. Yet, you must invest a lot of time and patience to get to the end game. Consequently, you must be prepared to lose hours of your life to this fun, but repetitive endeavour.

Swarm Grinder tells a grim, fantasy story.

Aliens and destruction go hand-in-hand. Why can’t our extraterrestrial neighbours get along with us? After all, all we want to do is steal their resources and ruin their planet. Not a lot to ask to get to know us, is it? Well, this mindset unfortunately backfires as the aliens that inhabit this abandoned mining system are fighting back. As your mechanoid lands on the planet, the swarms of monsters awaken. You must do your best to avoid their attention and gather as many resources as possible. However, this is easier said than done as every node and mining machine is surrounded by human-hating entities.

You play the role of a mech pilot. You explore a grim and dark alien world that is filled with Bioshards. These valuable items are essential if you wish to upgrade your equipment. However, the aliens don’t see it that way, and they’ll stop you any way they can. As such, you must navigate a challenging environment that is filled with wave after wave of pissed-off creatures. If you are lucky, you will survive your experience, unlock new skills, and find new parts. But, luck is often not on your side and death and failure are all but guaranteed.

An addictive experience.

The idea of playing another wave-focused rogue-like wasn’t on my radar. I’ve played this genre to death and was looking for something a little less casual. Yet, once Swarm Grinder got its claws into my skin, I couldn’t put it down. The mixture of horrific aesthetics, banging tunes, and easy-to-follow gameplay makes this an addictive experience. What’s more, I loved the “just one more go” attitude. Yes, failure and losing your progress annoyed me as normal, but there was something slightly less irksome that I enjoyed.

The straightforward gameplay loop makes this the perfect title for newbies. However, the challenging end game and the evolution layers will interest veteran gamers. I adored the gentle learning curve and the different layers of skills and perks that can be unlocked. Alongside this, there is an array of permanent buffs and temporary upgrades to experiment with. Subsequently, the more you play, the easier things get. Yet, this requires an awful lot of time and effort, and some players will become frustrated and fed up with the back-and-forth and repetitive nature of the gameplay loop.

So many skills.

Those valuable Bioshards are the key to your success. Consequently, you must decide whether you wish to harvest every golden node to gather as many as possible or bum-rush each stage. Either way, you are not going to have an easy time as the waves of enemies and the list of big bosses will push you to your limits. Moreover, your gradually depleting fuel levels demand you take action. As your mech improves, you drink fuel at a ridiculous rate. Luckily, every kill has the opportunity of dropping either a health boost or a canister of fuel. Accordingly, you must balance exploration and fighting if you wish to survive each playthrough.

Thankfully, though, the permanent buffs improve your chances significantly. You can increase your health, fuel, strength, speed, and much more. Alongside this, the temporary skills complement your rigid character build. This was an interesting approach that changes your tactics depending on what skills unfold. Furthermore, each character has its strengths and weaknesses and these must be considered as well. Essentially, you are spinning plenty of plates whilst hoping that luck is on your side.

Swarm Grinder performs admirably.

This is a game that chucks everything at you in one go. At times, the screen is filled with wave after wave of alien beings. However, the game never stuttered, nor did I experience any bugs, glitches, or frame rate drops. Additionally, it works perfectly if you have a Steam Deck. Yes, it isn’t the most graphically advanced game you’ll experience, but there is so much going on that I expected it to fail at some point. Swarm Grinder uses a dark colour palette and isometric viewpoint to enhance the sense of claustrophobia. This uncomfortable approach adds to the drama. Additionally, though there are plenty of projectiles and an underlying theme of destruction and violence, the developers stayed away from guts and gore and I appreciated this slightly underwhelming finish.

The audio is loud, obnoxious, and aggressive. The bass-heavy soundtrack gets you in the mood to kick some alien ass. Moreover, the uncomfortable sound effects have a brilliant sci-fi edge that matches the theme. The cacophony of noises will rattle your eardrums and the sound of squelching enemies will bring a smile to your face. Though this isn’t particularly unique, I loved the OTT ideas that enhanced the adrenaline-fueled action.

Excellent controls.

If you cannot use a mouse and keyboard, then worry not. Swarm Grinder is perfect if you use a gamepad or a Steam Deck. However, I liked the M&K setup as the design was well-considered, and the inputs were responsive. However, I didn’t like the inaccuracies in the dash mechanic as this caused multiple issues. Sadly, it was tough to use this skill and avoid large waves of foes. Accordingly, this caused many premature deaths and an increased sense of frustration. Now, this could be a skill issue, but having invested a fair bit of time, I’m leaning more towards a design fault. Therefore, if this could be resolved, the levels of frustration would be vastly reduced.

This genre is renowned for its replay value and longevity. Subsequently, I wasn’t surprised that this became my guilty pleasure very quickly. Though there is a sense of extreme grind and repetition, I couldn’t put it down. If you add in the Steam Deck verification, then you know you’ll be playing this for hours. Alongside this, there are multiple character builds to experiment with, several layers of evolution to experience, and a smattering of levels to test out. Finally, there are 31 challenging achievements to unlock if that is your thing.

Swarm Grinder does enough to challenge its peers.

This is one tough genre to crack. The lead protagonists are so far ahead of their competition, that you have to be unique to be noticed. Sadly, Swarm Grinder lacks originality, but the gameplay is good, and the aesthetics are impressive. Moreover, it is addictive and fun and a wonderful casual challenge. Accordingly, I enjoyed it and I recommend buying it here! Can you gather every valuable resource and survive? Choose your mech, pick your skills, and hope that luck is on your side.

News: Arctis Nova 5

The announcement of the latest SteelSeries headset (Arctis Nova 5) should pique your interest. This premium product is available at an eye-catching price point. Moreover, it has some exceptional features that make it stand out from the crowd. Alongside this, SteelSeries has announced a new user-friendly audio app. Consequently, console and PC gamers can improve their experience with this east-to-navigate software.

The Arctis Nova 5 has been coined as an affordable luxury. This stunning new headset looks amazing whilst incorporating some leading tech. As such, if you want a game-winning edge without breaking the bank, then this is the headset for you. Alongside this, everyone knows and loves the SteelSeries brand. This exceptional company is renowned for its market-leading products and amazing customer service. Accordingly, you can purchase this latest accessory knowing that you’ll be in good hands.

If the new headset isn’t enough to make you smile, the brand-new app should get you excited. This mobile software allows you to maximise the audio potential. With 100+ game profiles pre-installed, you can enjoy perfectly balanced audio. Moreover, this versatile headset is compatible with every major console, mobile device, and PC. Accordingly, you can improve every entertainment experience.

More information on the Arctis Nova 5.

  • The Nova 5 Companion App – Introducing a revolutionary app that features 100+ game-specific audio presets that have been meticulously crafted and custom-tailored to each game by audio engineers, Esports Pros, and game developers. Gamers can change their audio presets on the fly in real time and without leaving the game, providing a distinct competitive advantage. Hear what others don’t with precisely honed audio profiles for top games like Fortnite, Apex Legends, Minecraft, and more. 
  • Neodymium Magnetic Drivers – Gamers can hear everything with an ultra-detailed soundscape of crystal-clear highs, pinpoint mids, and deep bass. The custom-designed Neodymium Magnetic Drivers are crafted from rare-earth metal to ensure the perfect audio experience, whatever game or track they are playing.
  • Quick-Switch Wireless – Easily take calls while gaming, switching from high-speed 2.4GHz to Bluetooth 5.3 with a tap of a button. Mobile connections remain on standby when players are back in action, so they can receive calls. Keep Fortnite EQs on the 2.4GHz bandwidth without affecting specific media profiles for Bluetooth audio.
  • Cross-Platform Gaming – A compact USB-C dongle allows gamers to easily swap between all systems, supporting Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, PC, Meta Quest, handhelds, as well as phones and tablets that support USB-C.

More technical aspects. 

  • ClearCast 2.X Mic – 2X the bandwidth, 2X the clarity. SteelSeries’ ClearCast microphone features a new high-bandwidth chipset supporting 32KHz/16Bit audio to keep comms crystal clean and clear. Gamers can supercharge vocals even further with Sonar AI-Powered Noise Cancellation on PC for the ultimate two-way noise reduction on comms. A unique design seamlessly blends the mic into the earcup when fully retracted for on-the-go.
  • 60+ Hours of Wireless Gaming – A 60-hour battery life equates to a full charge lasting 8 hours each day for 7 days in a row. A USB-C fast charging delivers another 6 hours of charge in only 15 minutes.
  • Sonar Audio Software Suite – the first pro-grade parametric EQ designed for gamers. Specifically designed to turbocharge any headset for gaming and provide a limitless ability to control sound across games, team chat, and the microphone, Sonar allows gamers to adjust every individual frequency and hear the sounds that matter the most.

When can I buy the Arctis Nova 5?

The Arctis Nova 5 is now available from SteelSeries and other major retailers. This exceptional accessory can be purchased for around $139.99. This mid-range price point is extremely attractive when you consider the amount of tech and the impressive companion app. Accordingly, I recommend clicking here for more information.

(More information on SteelSeries can be found here!)

Review: Madara Destruction mousepad

The Madara Destruction mousepad from LEXIP is simplicity personified! This rigid micro-textured mousepad looks fantastic. Furthermore, it is easy to use and it is unbelievably well-built. Alongside this, it captures the essence of the Naturo: Shippuden Manga franchise. Accordingly, if you adore this series or are a fan of Anime/Manga, this will pique your interest.

This wonderfully vibrant accessory is a game-changer. You get an elite game-winning edge when combined with the Madara Destruction mouse. Furthermore, the pleasant glow from the RGB isn’t off-putting or OTT. Instead, it delivers a gentle hue that will complement any other RGB item you may own. Sadly, this doesn’t appear compatible with Aura Sync or other leading RGB software. As such, this is something to consider when introducing it into your gaming rig.

What’s in the box of the Madara Destruction mousepad?

  • The large box demands to be opened. The alluring colour palette and interesting imagery catch your eye. Moreover, it is recyclable, and that’s a big plus point.
  • The Madara Destruction mousepad is impressively rigid. Additionally, it has an anti-slip backing to reduce movement. The top layer complements the Madara Destruction mouse’s ceramic pads.
  • A certificate of authenticity is provided.
  • Learn the fundamentals with the user guide.

Technical aspects.

The lack of mainstream RGB compatibility may disappoint. However, the impressive RGB lighting matches the colourway of the lead character. This sensible choice ensures that the product remains faithful to the franchise whilst making its fanbase smile. This plug-and-play product can be mastered by the greatest of technophobes. Thanks to the built-in USB cable, you simply plug this into your PC and watch the RGB jump to life. Furthermore, a touch button can be pressed to extinguish the lighting effects if you wish to go into stealth mode.

The top-mounted USB connector ensures that you enjoy a large gaming space. Furthermore, the specially designed material allows ceramic-plated gaming mice to glide across the surface. This was an impressive design choice as it improves accuracy and smoothness during gaming sessions. Finally, the anti-slip base allows you to be more aggressive with your sweeping movements.

Build quality.

Usability and its technical elements were impressive. However, the Madara Destruction mousepad’s build quality is its stand-out feature. The excellent anti-slip base prevents the mat from moving. Furthermore, it is simple to clean. The specially designed top layer is smooth to the touch and feels great when your mouse slides over it with ease. What’s more, the sewn-in RGB lighting is secure and well-positioned. Whenever I use this mousepad, it doesn’t distract me, nor does it overpower my other RGB products.

The Madara character imagery looks fantastic. The cool blue RGB complements the striking Manga design. Additionally, the clean lines are perfect for the theme. In short, this is the ideal addition for any lovers of Manga/Anime or anyone who wishes to enhance their workstation with some understated RGB lighting.

Is the Madara Destruction mousepad worth it?

Available for under £45, this mousepad delivers a game-changing edge without breaking the bank. The simple and user-friendly design is perfect for technophobes. Moreover, the subtle lighting gives off that wow factor without being too garish. Additionally, the excellent build quality makes this a pleasant mousepad to use during lengthy gaming sessions. Accordingly, I love it and I recommend buying it here!

(More information on LEXIP can be found here!)

(Full disclosure! LEXIP provided a sample for this review!)

Review: Lots of Things Collector’s Edition

This is the title page to Lots of Things Collector's Edition.

If you are a puzzle-lover looking for a way to kick back and relax, Big Fish Games has recently released a full collector’s edition of Lots of Things, a title filled with a unique variety of low stakes puzzles and challenges. The collector’s edition has newly added puzzles, wallpapers, a “layers mode,” minigames, as a well as an in-game music player. With such a variety of fun experiences, there is certainly something for everyone.

This title is available on the Nintendo Switch as of March 29th, 2024. It will be released on Steam on May 17th.

I spy with my little eye . . .

Lots of Things Collector’s Edition . . . certainly has lots and lots of things. The aesthetic of this title is warm and relaxing, with a cluttercore vibe. The very first puzzle of the game takes place within a farm setting, featuring a hodgepodge of items in which players are tasked with finding certain hidden objects among them (such as an oiler, axe, and basket).

This image is of the main screen of Lots of Things Collector's Edition.

This game features four puzzles and minigames per theme, and these themes include a farm setting, a medieval setting, a car theme, holiday themes, et cetera. The collector’s edition offers additional themes and locations, such as an antique shop and underwater levels. Unfortunately, however, these levels cannot be accessed until players get through all of the main game’s puzzles.

Luckily, there are loads of different puzzle types to try out, preventing the game from becoming repetitive and monotonous. There are hidden-object puzzles, spot the differences, matching item pairs, arrangement puzzles, and more. Lots of Things has virtually no stakes nor pressure. There is is no time limit nor punishment for mistakes, and players can request hints whenever needed, so you can easily go at your own pace. The difficulty of the puzzles vary slightly, but overall they are of mild difficulty and rather easy to solve. There are certain minigames that can be a bit confusing at first if you have never played something like it before, but after a short while it becomes easier to figure out. For example, I never could quite understand the mechanics of the farm’s arrangement minigame, but I just sort of randomly moved things around until I unintentionally solved it.

This image is of an arrangement puzzle in Lots of Things.

Sweet and mild challenges

Lots of Things looks visually pleasing and functions smoothly (on the Nintendo Switch at least). While the level designs appear overwhelmingly messy at first, that is simply its aesthetic: the overlapping of items is what provides the game with its degree of difficulty. The colors of the settings are nice and the designs look like vintage, bohemian photographs. The soundtrack is chill, and with the collector’s edition, players can listen to the music with the in-game music player.

Certain puzzles may also award players with wallpapers, which they can view in the “collection of puzzles” section. The images are a cute little bonus feature, and players are free to use them as phone or pc backgrounds.

This image shows the library of collectable puzzles or wallpapers in Lots of Things Collector's Edition.

While the game looks and sounds nice and consistent, Lots of Things is not exactly memorable. This title could benefit from a higher quantity of puzzles; and I personally blasted through them in less than two and a half hours. I would have hoped that the collector’s edition would add a considerable amount of gameplay time, but the extra five themes/locations are just as simple and quick as the main game. Lots of Things has no storyline or anything, and just kind of ends–you burn though it quickly.

Final thoughts

There is not too much to say about this title. Overall, it is an adequate puzzle game suitable for those looking for a quick and casual experience. Lots of Things does offer a unique variety of puzzles that are fun to complete, but the game is overall short and incredibly easy. The wallpapers are pretty enough but not necessarily mesmerizing, and the soundtrack is fine but not something I would otherwise listen to outside of this game.

This image is of the very first hidden objects puzzle in Lots of Things.

With these features, paired along with its cluttered aesthetic, I think Lots of Things Collector’s Edition appears to look more like a mobile game. Frankly, it may be more suitable in that format. There are many hidden objects games out there with varying quality. Lots of Things Collector’s Edition is . . . alright amongst them. If you are bored and looking for mild stimulation, then this title is a great option.

Review: Minicology

Can you imagine if No man Sky was released in the mid 00’s and a gameboy version of the
game was made? well you dont need to, i present to you Minicology, a captivating indie
gem that merges elements of survival sandbox, simulation, and strategy, offering a unique
and endlessly engaging experience.
In Minicology, you play as a character who crash-landed on a mini-verse of tiny planets.
Your goal is to survive in this challenging environment by gathering resources, crafting tools
and weapons, growing crops, and automating processes.

The narrative sets the stage for your miniature odyssey. You find yourself stranded on an
unknown world, having crash-landed on a tiny planet within a vast mini-verse. This
fantastical concept lays the groundwork for exploration and discovery. As you venture out,
you’ll encounter a diverse range of miniature worlds, each with its distinct ecosystem,
resources, and challenges. From scorching deserts to lush forests, Minicology’s
environments are visually stunning and teeming with life, albeit in a miniature scale.

The core gameplay really reminds you of No Man’s Sky with a little touch of Stardew Valley,
revolving around resource gathering and crafting. You’ll need to scavenge for materials like
wood, metal, and minerals to craft the tools and equipment necessary for survival.

The crafting system is surprisingly deep, allowing you to construct a wide range of items,
from basic tools like axes and pickaxes to complex contraptions like windmills and irrigation
systems. This depth caters to players who enjoy the satisfaction of building and progressing
through their own ingenuity.
As you explore and gather resources, the importance of automation quickly becomes
evident. Minicology cleverly incorporates automation mechanics, enabling you to
streamline repetitive tasks and focus on exploration and problem-solving. You can build
conveyor belts, deploy resource collectors, and even create intricate networks of pipes to
ensure a steady flow of materials. This automation aspect adds a layer of strategic thinking,
as you meticulously design and optimize your miniature production lines.

Minicology isn’t just about survival, it’s about exploration and discovery. Each miniature
world holds secrets that gives you the sensation of staring a new adventure on your own.
You might stumble upon hidden resources, encounter unique alien lifeforms, or discover
ancient ruins hinting at the world’s forgotten lore. It is the fuel that keeps you going in the
game but in my experience its a fuel that quickly drys up, letting you wish there was a little
more diversety in the worlds.

The game’s visual style is a delightful blend of whimsy and detail. The miniature worlds are
rendered in a charming, cartoonish aesthetic that brings the vibrant environments and
quirky creatures to life. The user interface is intuitive and well-designed, ensuring a smooth
and enjoyable gameplay experience. Its your typical “steam deck indie game” as i like to call
it. In terms of sound is very good, but i have a complaint. The volume can be quite loud at times, with even simple sound effects occasionally blasting unexpectedly. This can be very
uncomfortable for players. I’m unsure if it’s a bug but it definitely needs to be addressed in
future pactches.

While Minicology is a polished and enjoyable experience in its current state, the potential
for future updates and expansions is immense. The developer could introduce new
miniature biomes, additional automation components, and even a narrative-driven
campaign to further enrich the gameplay. With its strong foundation and active
development community, Minicology has the potential to become a long-lasting indie
success.

Minicology is more than just a survival game, it’s an invitation to explore, tinker, and
unleash your creativity. With its charming visuals, in-depth crafting mechanics, and
emphasis on automation, Minicology offers a unique and rewarding experience for gamers
of all stripes. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or simply enjoy a relaxing and visually
captivating adventure, Minicology is a must-play title that will keep you hooked for a couple
of hours.

Review: Madara Destruction mouse

The Madara Destruction mouse from LEXIP is a stunning addition to your gaming rig. This Naruto: Shippuden-inspired peripheral looks fantastic. Additionally, it has programmable buttons and adjustable DPI. Consequently, this device allows you to create the setup of your dreams whilst giving you a game-winning edge.

It also features 2 flagship technologies: First, you’ll enjoy the ceramic-plated glides. These small rounded plates enable you to move the mouse across your mousepad easily. Consequently, your accuracy and movement will improve when racing or playing FPS titles. Second, there is a thumbstick for improved navigation and movement during gaming sessions. This unusual design takes a little getting used to, but once you have it programmed, you will adore this strange but impressive extra feature.

Unlike its peers, the Madara Destruction mouse has an adjustable weight. A small ballast plate can be removed to make this peripheral incredibly light. Accordingly, this is ideal for gamers who love both a lightweight and more substantial option.

What’s in the box of the Madara Destruction mouse?

  • The compact packaging is recyclable. Furthermore, it is great to look at and I adored the striking imagery.
  • The Madara Destruction mouse is a wired device. Sadly, there is no wireless option and this may disappoint. Yet, the wired approach ensures you never worry about battery life. It features programmable buttons and a DPI sensor switch.
  • A certificate of authenticity is provided for this limited-edition product.
  • The user manual highlights the fundamentals.

Technical aspects.

Gaming mice have to keep up with some challenging situations. Accordingly, the DPI sensor must deliver a high-value range. Thankfully, the Madara Destruction mouse offers DPI sensitivity between 100 and 12,000 DPI. Now, this isn’t the highest I’ve experienced, but the 12k option was responsive and unbelievably quick. Consequently, this perfectly competitive mouse will compete with its high-end peers.

The free-to-download LEXIP control software is an excellent tool. This program allows you to adjust the programmable inputs without too much fuss or hassle. Moreover, once you have your profile installed, you can make adjustments with ease if you need to change the genre or if something doesn’t feel right. Though the thumbstick analogue option was unusual at first, I loved how quickly I adapted. 

Alongside the impressive thumbstick, you can program the side buttons. Though I understand the benefits of these macro-performing inputs, I rarely use them. However, if you enjoy MMO-type titles, then these buttons will be invaluable to your gaming experience.

Usability.

I’ve tested some incredible gaming mice such as the D2 Pro 4K. Thankfully, the Madara Destruction mouse is as simple to use as its leading peers. Though the thought of programming and adjusting inputs and DPI speeds may seem daunting, it is relatively straightforward. Moreover, adjusting the weight is a simple task as the ballast plate can be twisted and removed with ease. Consequently, if you want a straightforward and easy-to-understand mouse, look no further.

Build quality.

The lack of wireless connectivity will annoy some gamers. When players want a clean workstation, they don’t like wires clogging up the place. Yet, this wasn’t so important, as I appreciated the functionality over aesthetics. With no battery to worry about and low-latency gaming to enjoy, the wired option was a winner. My only concern would be if the wire becomes damaged, the peripheral is effectively useless. Luckily, though, the braided cable appears hard-wearing. Subsequently, it should endure some roughhousing.

Talking about robustness, the Madara Destruction mouse has been tested to an impressive 20 million clicks! This makes it one of the most durable gaming mice you can purchase. This is then complemented by the hard-wearing and smooth ceramic-plated guides. Furthermore, the scrolling wheel is pleasantly tactile and the motion of movement is smooth and comfortable to use.

Finally, the plum and blue finish is eye-catching. I love the blue plastic details and the LED logo that illuminates when the mouse is powered. Moreover, this right-handed mouse has an ergonomic finish that sits nicely in the palm of your hand. Subsequently, no matter how long your gaming session is, your fingers, hand, or wrist will not feel sore or fatigued.

Is the Madara Destruction mouse worth it?

Available for under £75, this mouse sits in the mid-range price point. This is impressive when you consider its limited edition appeal and its up-market features. Alongside this, if you love Manga/Anime and you are a fan of Naruto: Shippuden, then you will adore every element of this peripheral. I love its unusual aesthetic and the programmable thumbstick and buttons. Additionally, the excellent PAW3327 optical sensor is responsive, and the ceramic glides are wonderfully smooth and durable. Accordingly, this is a great gaming accessory and I recommend buying it here!

(More information on LEXIP can be found here!)

The Madara Destruction mouse has been awarded the Movies Games and Tech Gold Award.

(Full disclosure! LEXIP provided a sample for this review!)

Review: Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya

I clicked with Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya when I realised that ‘Izakaya’ is not too dissimilar to ‘pub’. I can’t help it; I’m British. There used to be a pub on every street corner back in the day. It’s in our blood. Just switch out the tofu and seaweed for pork scratchings and those little bags of peanuts. The fact that I quite like management sims also helped things click, but I think it was mostly my deep desire to open my own pub that sealed the deal. I don’t think anyone would want me to sing while I poured the pints, though.

If that last statement didn’t make sense, then perhaps refer to the first word in Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya. This is a spin-off from the Touhou Project, you see. To be more specific, it’s a fan game. That suggests it’s targeted squarely at existing veterans of the Touhou Project – and that is very much the case. I’m not an existing player, so it was a bit like being invited to a colleague’s wedding and realising you have no idea who anyone is. Still, there is an inherent charm to the game that kept me pressing on.

Touhou Mystia's Izakaya - Cooking Time

Professional Pub Proprietary

Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya revolves around, perhaps unsurprisingly, Mystia Lorelei. She is a Night Sparrow, a form of youkai, who comes across as rather excitable, if a little meek around people of authority. She’s the owner of an izakaya, which looks rather impressive in the beginning, before it’s promptly smashed to bits by a rampaging youkai, and Mystia is sent back in time to try things over again. She then stumbles on a mate of hers, Kyouko, being harrassed by a debt collector (named Chen). Mystia saves her by taking on the debt and it falls to her izakaya to keep their kneecaps comfortable and unbroken.

The management of the izakaya is split into two sections: gathering ingredients and managing customers. The ‘gathering ingredients’ bit invoves tramping through the overworld, shaking bushes and fishing in rivers, to collect all the ingredients you need for your big recipe list. Each action takes thirty minutes and the izakaya always opens at six, so there’s a nice ticking clock element. I found myself running through planned recipes in my head, trying to make sure I had enough lampreys to toss on the grill. This section is also where a lot of the story and character segments come through, which I’m in two minds about.

The writing itself is okay. Each character feels quite distinct, though they seem rather deliberately one note. Wriggle, the insect, talks about insects and nothing else. Still, the line-by-line is okay and actually manages to be quite amusing at times, occasional translation issues aside. The thing that irks me is that Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya‘s central plot is vague at best. The overrarching goal seems to be to arrange a concert, funded by the izakaya. In practical terms, this means just paying off debts at key points on the calendar. Hardly a thrilling target to justify another night of customer service.

Touhou Mystia's Izakaya - talking to Wriggle

À La Carte

I suspect Touhou Mystia Izakaya’s characters are meant to appeal more to Touhou veterans, given how Mystia talks like she already knows them. Still, I do like how the character traits have a gameplay effect when they show up to the izakaya. Special characters refuse to order off the menu and instead give a desired trait like Japanese or Mild. Suika, for instance, is an Oni and therefore loves dishes that pair well with alcohol. Taking established dishes and modifying them to suit the requests is good fun and experimentation is well rewarded. Even if ignoring the menu does seem rather rude.

The rest of the clientele are rather more polite. At the beginning of each service, you pick your menu options, drink options, and cooking implements, along with whatever helpers you can afford. Once open, customers file in and place their orders. You cook them on the appropriate station and deliver them. Different types of guest (think different youkai) have different preferences, so you can maximise tips by modifying dishes. Rabbits like sweet things, so I began slipping some honey into the rice balls to get a good rating.

These are promising elements, but Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya‘s cooking is a bit too basic. With enough helpers, large services become trivial. I was never in danger of running out of ingredients for my massive array of recipes, either. A bit more complexity in the dish making might have helped. The only challenge is singing while cooking, which is a light DDR affair not worth dwelling on. Once you do well enough to get the skill that allows you to toss over food from the kitchen, it’s all over. I just let my waiter handle the plebs, while I attended to the rare guests – even that just meant a minute of thumbing through a notebook to know what to chuck in the ramen.

Touhou Mystia's Izakaya - The Notebook

Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya – Charmingly Simple

A bit of challenge to proceedings would have added some spice. The lack of it – and the hands-off plot – mean I’m twenty hours in without any idea how close I am to finishing it. I just seem to be in the loop of catching fish, buying meat and serving delicious meals. Still, it’s quite a relaxing loop. The excellent character design – and lovely pixel art – together with the little twists in the cooking they bring kept me engaged. I’m just not sure of what it’s all building towards.

It’s rather easy to earn a ton more money than you owe. I could pay off the debt and take a holiday to boot. Still, Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya feels like its heart is with its characters. It’s a fan game, after all, it wants to put all of its favourite people in a pub and watch them interact. That’s fair enough. I wouldn’t wander into a stranger’s birthday party and insist they accomodate me. I extracted some pleasant enjoyment out of the cooking mechanics, but I suspect that you won’t get the full experience unless you’re already a fan of the Touhou Project.

(Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya’s Nintendo Page)

Review: Ereban Shadow Legacy

Ereban: Shadow Legacy 

As someone who has put a ton of time into games such as Dishonored and the Splinter Cell series, it is safe to say that I fully enjoy games that let me take the stealthy route. Far Cry is one of my favorite series due to the fact I can scout out the area before launching my silent assault. Ereban: Shadow Legacy leans heavily into the stealth genre and does a wonderful job of presenting the player with an exceptional skill set that interacts with the world around it.

The Story of Ereban: Shadow Legacy follows Ayana, a member of the titular race called the Ereban. After a rollercoaster of an opening, we find out that she is the last surviving member of that race and that helios, the company we are introduced to in the beginning, is actually responsible for the extinction of her race and is out to use her for her shadow powers. After escaping with a group called The Forgotten Suns, we are introduced to an rag tag band of people who are out to bring Helios down. With her shadow powers and some new found tech, Ayana is tasked with both taking down this massive threat to herself while also uncovering the mystery of what happened to her people. 

Gameplay will have us navigating large open areas that are divided up into different chapters, each filled with its own obstacles to overcome and secrets to be found. As you explore each area, you will run across shadow orbs that can be used to unlock more of Ayana’s skills such as the ability to hide bodies with shadow powers and create illusions of herself to distract patrolling units. Along with these upgrades, we are also able to pick up various logs that will give us some insight into the world around us. 

One thing the game wants to make apparent is the fact that Ayana is not a fighter and is not equipped to take on enemies head on. It is important that we utilize her shadow powers to navigate the land while taking out threats quietly. Utilizing the shadows around us, Ayana can merge with the darkness and move around undetected for a short period of time. This is used to get around patrols as well as navigating basic platforming puzzles. She can only remain submerged in the shadows for a short period of time so it is important to plan your route out well before heading out because getting captured will result in an instant game over. While you can outrun and out smart the guards with your shadow powers, some come equipped with an ability that can neutralize these powers and make escape that much harder. 

I often found myself moving from one shadow patch to the other as quickly as possible so that I could eliminate any threats standing between me and the end of the level. At one point I was concerned about the amount of bodies that were left lying around since the guards were getting alerted to them but soon found this problem remedied by a skill that I unlocked earlier into the 3rd chapter and this was a theme that continued throughout the course of the game. Everytime I had a concern about how I would navigate the area, I was given a tool that would make things a lot easier. 

There is a scoring system here that will be impacted by how many guards catch you or how many alarms are set off. For those who don’t concern themselves with these kinds of scores, no worries since it does not impact your ending but for those who enjoy getting the highest score that they can, there is no need to be worried. At the end of each level you are given a run down of how you performed and are given the opportunity to replay the level too. This gives you a chance to get any collectables that you may have missed as well as improving your score. The one thing that will impact your ending is how you approach killing the many enemies that you come across. Since the areas are open with multiple routes, you will be able to find a path with the least amount of enemies a majority of the time as well as find new paths that will keep you out of enemy paths. 

Overall, I really enjoyed my time with Ereban: Shadow Legacy and cannot wait to see what else this developer has in store for us. With mechanics that are enjoyable and a story full of interesting characters, This is a title that I would definitely recommend to those who are looking for a fun adventure to run through. 

Review: Sixty Four

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When opening this game for the first time I realized that this was going to be a different experience. I was completely right. Hi my name is phant0m and these are my thoughts on… Sixty Four.

Visuals

First thing you’ll notice about this game is the fact that it takes place on a white open plane that is literally empty, but slowly you end up filling it out. After a while you’ll have multiple blocks all over the place, random structures all over the place. And eventually this white plane does become a more colorful and filled up area, but sadly I couldn’t help but feel that it was still way too bare bones. As a matter of fact I remember booting up the games a few times ending up completely bored at the colors, and being dulled out by how little new things you’ll see. At times there would be random encounters of some weird looking things that would change up the visuals. There was also a twist in the game that introduced new visuals, that did excite me a bit more!

Gameplay

The gameplay here might be familiar. To those who regularly play the tycoon genre, or maybe the clicker genre, and maybe mobile game enthusiasts. You will quite literally feel at home! Because this game has you produce cubes by holding the left mouse button on a structure, then you will take down said cubes by clicking on them multiple times until they break and give you materials, this is how you can explain nearly the entirety of the game. After repeating these steps multiple times, you’ll find yourself with different upgrades to collect towards. Although they all ultimately help you, they just don’t seem beneficial enough to make me want to keep playing. I just really felt like closing the game more times than grinding to a certain amount of supplies. Like I said earlier. It just bored me. And sadly that ended up being the entire gameplay loop, there wasn’t much outside of that, which ended up being a good thing, because too many hours would have made this game much duller.

Story

The story on the other hand impressed me, at first when playing this game I didn’t think there would be a story, and surprisingly a pretty good one. The game has a constant messaging system that sounds like messages being passed back and forth between friends, what seems like simple fun messages actually becomes kind of eerie and dark. The game seems to question a lot of ideals within the main character, ideals that the main character doesn’t consider, it gets dark when you reach a twist in the gameplay loops, a twist that also affects the mc, but luckily by the end wraps it up in a pretty nice bowtie. Although a bit different for some people’s taste, I believe most would enjoy the story here as it’s truly a great one.

Music

The music in this game is literally nonexistent, so just turn on some tunes on spotify or something, that would probably be the best case scenario considering how empty the visuals already are for a good chunk of the game.

Performance

The performance is pretty solid here, My computer maintained a high framerate with nearly 0 stops or stuttering or even frame dips, i didnt even experience any crashing. The game also had 0 issues with controller of keyboard inputs

Verdict

If you’re wondering, I kinda do recommend this game. And if you like clickers/tycoons games, Sixty Four isnt a momentous game but it’s definitely an interesting one. With lots of great dialogue and story moments, and a simple design that ties it all together. If you don’t like it, well lets just say you’ll have a worse time with this. I give it a 6/10 Not horrible, not amazing, dead straight in the middle. It seems like a good starting point; with plenty of opportunities to improve either their formula in this game or future ones! Anyways those were my thoughts on Sixty Four! Thx For Reading! Keep doing great things! You’re good at them. Bye 🙂

Side Notes

My PC runs an RX 6750 XT and an Intel i5 13400f. And controller support was absolutely amazing!

Review: ODD Ball (2024 updated version)

Here is our review of the ODD Ball (2024 updated version).

Can you imagine a tennis-sized bouncy ball that you can use to DJ? Meet ODD Ball, a Bluetooth-powered, motion-sensing bouncy ball that transforms every move into music. The aspiring DJ can tap the ball to the beat to control the drum track, shake it to play percussion, smoothly move it in space to mix in melodic lines, twist it to play a solo, trow it up in the air to add effects and much more.

Within the app, you can select playlists from your favourite genres and literally dance with the ball to mix different tracks in and out as you please, following your creative flow. When you are ready to move to the next song, just throw the ODD Ball in the air for a seamless transition.

It’s a truly magical and fun experience. You can also create your own playlists of songs to DJ, in case you want to show off at the next house party, and you can record yourself performing to share it with the world. Plus, this isn’t just for solo acts. It’s designed for collaboration and connection.

Challenge your friends to a DJ battle, or sync up multiple balls for a group jam session. It’s the perfect way to combine music, play, and social interaction. 

What’s in the Box?

The box contains the ODD Ball in a really cool tin, a charging cable and some instructions.

A Closer Look

The Odd Ball App

Final Thoughts

The first thing to do is charge up the ODD Ball, so make sure that you do this before you are ready to play.

Once charged you need to pair the ODD Ball with your device (once the app has been downloaded). Just follow the steps to do this (including bouncing the ball to start the pairing sequence). It’s really quick and easy to do.

Then you are ready to go – you can add your own sounds to the ball or you can choose the quick play function. Whatever you choose you can start to make music and record your what you do for playback later. You can even add your own sounds to the ball. You can literally create a DJ set by dancing with the ball!

The harder you bounce the ball, the higher the note or the louder the sound – it becomes a challenge to see just how loud you can get it.

The ODD Ball is so much fun and will bring hours of enjoyment – what music will you create?

The ODD Ball is available now priced around £109, although at the time of writing the review it was on-sale for £85. It also comes in four colours – Black, Punch, Turquoise and Cool Gray.

You can learn more and order one from the ODD Ball website.

Disclosure: This product was provided free of charge in exchange for a fair and unbiased review.