Review: Softie

Softie is a horror Point-and-Click adventure title developed and published by Kristina Springer.

The take on horror from the medium of something child-friendly is the most draining and lazy concept to work with these days, and I cannot even think of something witty to say about it. It gets worse when the product on display feels like it was hashed out on a random Saturday just before soccer practice.

Just Walking Around

The gameplay of Softie has you playing as a little teddy bear walking around a house and talking with random sentient toys. There are puzzles but nothing beyond finding objects to place in other objects.

It gets tedious, especially when you consider the extremely slow pace at which the bear, our titular Softie, walks.

There are also sections where you are chased by this flying robotic head that, upon touch, makes Softie explode. This would be a great break away from the rest of the game if it was not designed so clunky. 

This game only has mouse controls, and everything you click has a 1 in 3 chance of actually responding. So when you are running by clicking on the edge of the screen over and over again while also trying to drag obstacles out of the way, it proves to be quite a difficult task. The actions don’t always register as you’d expect, and the delay can leave you feeling frustrated and stuck. It quickly becomes a tedious and repetitive experience rather than an engaging challenge. It’s not a fun kind of difficult task, but more of an annoying and time-consuming one.

A Tale Not Worth the Time.

Without trying to spoil much, I will tell you that the story is just as generic as you’d think. 

Softie wakes up in the attic of their house, next to some other toys and a picture of their owner. From there, the search for the owner begins. 

Roaming around the house, we find that there is something more sinister going on. From a bloody object on the kitchen floor to what looks like a drugged-up woman in the living room and a tape on the TV that shows a girl crying while receiving gifts.

The atmosphere and animation are beyond excellent. This art style pulls you in and gives you the feeling that you are inside the story with the bear. The world feels alive, with every detail meticulously crafted to immerse you into its dark, unsettling environment. The visual design creates a sense of curiosity, making you want to explore every corner of the house, uncovering the mysteries hidden within

That is until the story goes on a little longer, and the beautiful world can no longer hide the cracks that ruin any chance of enjoyment. The pacing becomes unbearable, the narrative is repetitive, and the once-enchanting art style becomes a distraction from the unoriginal and tedious gameplay. The deeper you go, the more the cracks in both the story and mechanics start to show, leaving you with nothing but frustration. The potential for something great is squandered, as the game falls apart under its weight.

An Un-Cashable cheque

Softie is a forgettable mess. It’s a half-baked idea poorly executed, trapped in the guise of something “charming” but quickly revealed as a chore. The art may be nice, but it doesn’t mask the painfully slow pace, terrible controls, and uninspired story. 

The gameplay is nothing more than an exercise in frustration. With tedious puzzles and a clunky chase mechanic that only serves to waste your time. The whole experience feels like it was slapped together in a weekend with no care or effort. If you’re looking for something enjoyable, Softie isn’t it.

Review: Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones

The Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones from Acefast are perfect for that new year, new year approach. These stylish earphones deliver delightful audio without jeopardising your safety. Furthermore, they are lightweight and extremely comfortable to wear. As such, you’ll love to wear them when walking, working out, or doing the housework.

If you are a technophobe, you’ll want a simple device that is easy to use. Thankfully, this audio product has your back. The plug-and-play design is a cinch to set up. Moreover, the handy charging case ensures your device is safe and you rarely run out of juice. Yet, that isn’t all! The slim design is amazing and the case can fit in your pocket or bag without concern.

What’s in the box of the Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones?

  • The packaging is wonderfully monochromatic. This striking design is eye-catching and everything can be recycled. 
  • The Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones are great to look at. The over-ear hook is comfortable and the handy labelling prevents you from making errors.
  • The charging case is robust and pleasant to hold. 
  • A USB-C to USB-C cable is provided for fast charging. 
  • Learn the fundamentals with the user guide. 

Technical aspects. 

The Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones rely on upmarket technology. Yet, the battery was a little underpowered and this may disappoint. The earphones have a 60 mAh capacity and the charging case has around 500 mAh. In real terms, this gives you of 25 hours playtime at 60% volume. The earphones last around 6 hours per charge and this is suitable for most users. If you run out of juice, the case takes around 2 hours to recharge and the earphones require 1 hour to get back in the game. Though the battery could have been stronger, I wasn’t left wanting.

Connectivity is a key element whenever I consider earbuds, headphones, or earphones. Luckily, this device uses Bluetooth V5.3 and the results are impressive. A 10-metre range delivers a stable platform that doesn’t crackle or falter. Moreover, I experienced no latency issues. 

Finally, Acefast offers a generous 18-month warranty. Accordingly, if you have any issues, you can contact their helpful customer support and they will help as best they can. 

Audio quality.

The 13mm dynamic drivers combine perfectly with the open-air technology. The sound has a hearty mixture of tones and I was impressed by the moderate bass. Additionally, the lack of connectivity issues ensures a crisp and clean listening experience. Though I restricted my audio levels to the recommended 60% I rarely struggled. The well-positioned speakers deliver pitch-perfect audio.

Potential users may be worried about external sounds washing out the quality of their music. There were moments were extremely loud noises overpowered each track, but these were fleeting. Thankfully, the well-considered design and powerful drivers keep your music flowing. 

I don’t like hands-free unless I’m driving. Subsequently, I didn’t use the microphone whilst running or cycling. However, when I tested this device in my car, I had no issues. Each person I spoke to claimed the audio was clear and they heard no unwanted road noises. This makes this the ideal device for people who need a multi-functioning audio solution. 

Build quality. 

I’ve tested plenty of Acefast products and I’m rarely disappointed. The materials are top quality and they focus on delivering high quality at an affordable price. The Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones are no different. The hard-wearing charging case feels pleasant to hold. Moreover, the hinge is strong and I like the smooth black finish.

The earphones are incredibly lightweight and I was impressed with the flexibility and balance. Whenever they were placed over my ears, I didn’t expect them to shift or fall. This is reassuring especially when I undertook high-energy exercise. Finally, the multifunction touchpad was remarkably simple to operate. Some minor trial and error was required to get things right, but that wasn’t a problem. Once I got the gist of things, I could adjust my music or take calls with ease. 

Are the Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones worth it?

The open-ear market is saturated with exceptional devices. Shokz are the market leader, but they have a price point to match. Luckily, Acefast delivers good products at a great price. Consequently, this budget-friendly option will impress walkers, athletes, and music lovers alike. I adored the excellent audio and build quality. Moreover, the easy-to-use multifunctional button was a pleasant surprise. However, the battery life may be a deal breaker for some. Despite that minor shortcoming, I recommend buying them here!

(More information on Acefast can be found here!)

The Acefast Acefit Air open-ear headphones have been awarded the Movies Games and Tech Gold Award.

(Full disclosure! A sample was provided for an unbiased and free review!)

Review: Shadow Tactics: Blades Of The Shogun: Aiko’s Choice

Three years after its release on PC, Shadow Tactics returns to consoles with its standalone expansion Aiko’s Choice. Is there enough sneaking and slashing to warrant your time? Or should this be exiled by the shogun once more?

The Furious Five’s Adventures

It’s been almost 10 years since Shadow Tactics: Blades Of The Shogun released to positive reviews with its unique blend of tactical stealth and adventure. The story of the original title follows a group of five main characters: Oshiro, Hayato, Yuki, Aiko and Takuma who bid to foil a plot of corruption and betrayal in the era of feudal Japan. Now, with the release of Aiko’s Choice on consoles, players can experience the standalone expansion that provides more focus on the thief Aiko, whilst bringing the other characters along for the ride. Taking place in between events with General Okkoto and the group leaving for the marshlands, the story focuses on Aiko and her former mentor, Lady Chiyo. Chiyo is now working for the warlord Kage-sama. It’s a story that feels more intimate than the original tale and on a much smaller scale. It’s serviceable and fans of the original will feel rewarded for playing this expansion but it’s also worth noting how little the game did to remind players of the events of the previous story. For someone picking up this game with no knowledge of the original title, they will be given little to no context whatsoever which I can’t help but feel is a misstep from developers Mimimi Games.

Whilst context is lacking, heart is not so in Aiko’s Choice. The story does a fantastic job at fleshing out the five main characters with obvious emphasis on Aiko herself. The conversations between the characters feel natural and organic, making a true connection to the group along their journey. They laugh and squabble at times like a family and when the game deliberately slows down in the smaller scale levels, I often stopped to interact with the characters to see what they would speak about next. Unfortunately, these intimate moments are few and far between as the overall story is extremely short and fails to gain any real momentum before the curtain call. It’s a solid story that focuses on themes of companionship, regret and corruption but it’s a story that I cannot recommend as a standalone investment, since without playing the original title, you truly will not be able to fully grasp the tale or its characters. Fortunately though, I can whole heartedly recommend gameplay.

A Slashing Good Time

Gameplay in Aiko’s Choice truly is king. Controlled from a top down perspective once again, this is a fantastic achievement in stealth action gameplay. Returning from the original title are the previously mentioned five characters, each with their own unique skill set and abilities that really make the game feel varied and unique and this allows the player to truly cater to their own individual style. Each character has its own strengths and weaknesses and the developers have done a fantastic job giving the player their own autonomy to weave their own style with these characters – whether it’s through sheer muscle and might with the samurai or through ranged weapons or stealth. It feels like multiple games in one with these styles and I cannot recommend it enough. Each of the five main levels feels like a finely balanced chess match; I constantly began to observe each area, scanning for hiding spots or plotting vantage or ambush points. Along with the returning shadow ability that truly makes you feel like an assassin, the developers have crafted a more well-rounded and polished version of what the original game had attempted to achieve.

This game is not for the faint hearted though. The first few hours of the game were the most frustrating for me as I worked out the kinks with combat and it really felt like a game of trial and error for a while. The missions themselves are also complex but thankfully unlike the original, they don’t have as much tediousness or odd parameters that stunt the overall pace or action of the game. My personal favourite mission involves five islands that force you to use different members of the group along with different combinations of them to progress the level. There are smaller scale levels on offer as well in Aiko’s Choice but they act as breaks from the larger scale maps and a chance to interact with the characters and their thoughts on recent events. When I try to think of a way of summing up gameplay, I keep coming back to one word and that is ‘rewarding’. If you have played the original, Aiko’s Choice truly is the upgraded polished version.

Understated Polished Beauty

Graphically speaking, Aiko’s Choice is gorgeous. Each of the main areas looks rich in detail and I often spent time sneaking around the environments just to marvel at them. The developers have gone for a look that I would liken to cell shading which makes character models pop with colour, whilst making areas look vibrant and full of splendour. Lighting is also a strong point for the game’s presentation, in making darkly lit areas seem more mysterious, whilst simultaneously building tension for the player. It was important the developers nail the setting and feel of feudal Japan and, like the previous game, they have knocked it out of the park with beautiful and rich visual presentation. Another important thing to mention is the improvement the game has made in the quality of life department with a better save system, stronger UI and polished menus.

Similarly, the sound design and musical score in Aiko’s choice is superb. The sound of swords slashing and clanging together is something to behold. Every action has a sound reaction that truly creates such great atmosphere that is simply wonderful. Simple things like throwing a rock and hearing it clatter against an environment sounds so simple, yet so polished, it really makes each move you make feel impactful. Returning from the original game is the soundtrack that once again perfectly complements the story and gameplay with a deftly quiet score that encapsulates the era the game is set in. A stunning effort across the board in terms of presentation.

Verdict

For fans of the original game, Aiko’s Choice is a solid, if not spectacular return to the series. A middling story and short length threaten to derail the game but thankfully with its addictive gameplay and gorgeous visuals, this game is certainly worth fans’ time. Coupled with superb sound design and a beautiful atmospheric score, the return to feudal Japan is a positive one. See you in Edo!

Review: The Legend of Cyber Cowboy

The Legend of Cyber Cowboy is a controller-breaking experience. The lack of balance will make you angry and I wanted to quit regularly. However, if you get lucky and have a clean run, you’ll cherish this hellish indie experience.

This bullet hell adventure was developed and published by Eastasiasoft Limited. Furthermore, it is a single-player top-down game that is gloriously brutal. Yet, this tough nature makes it hard to put down. No matter how many times I cursed and swore, I kept going. Yet, I can see many people binning this off early as it is often unfair and this undermines the enjoyment factor. 

The Legend of Cyber Cowboy tells a silly sci-fi story. 

The Wild West is a tough place at the best of times. However, if you throw in some gangs and demented robots, things take a turn for the worse. For reasons unknown, you are an android cowboy who must protect the land. Yet, bosses and robots wish to stand in your way and cause you no end of misery.

This twin-stick shooter comprises 5 unique landscapes. Each area has plenty of minor arenas to discover and a boss battle to overcome. As you enter each room, a new wave of monsters appears. You must dodge their advances as you blow them to smithereens! Once they perish, you may collect their gold and move on to the next room. This cycle continues until you complete the game or die. The latter option is the likely outcome, so be prepared.

Frustrating action. 

Though the core concept is simple, the gameplay lacks balance. Unfortunately, the hitboxes are a little off and your pistol is as powerful as a fart in the wind. Accordingly, you must learn to dodge and time your attacks perfectly. To make matters worse, the bosses are overpowered and avoiding their advances is somewhat tricky. Thankfully, the developer has included some tools to balance the field. 

Each world has a vendor who sells 2 weapons. These strong tools are the difference between success and failure. But things aren’t quite as simple as they should be. The rifle is ridiculous and this is the only tool you need for victory. Everything else is underpowered by comparison and that was frustrating. If the developers can adjust the action to make things fairer, it would improve the overall experience. 

The Legend of Cyber Cowboy looks dated. 

The pixelated approach works well. The Legend of Cyber Cowboy has an old-school appeal that won’t impress everyone. However, I liked the clear character models and the simple animation. Additionally, each world had a varied style that kept you coming back for more. 

The audio was basic but effective. The simple soundtrack was repetitive but it doesn’t matter. What’s more, the shrill sound effects could have been annoying, but they worked well. Though the audio won’t blow you away, it was good enough. 

Easy to understand controls. 

The Legend of Cyber Cowboy is easy to master. You may dash, shoot, and move. This is the depth of the control system and genre newbies will love the basic design. I wish the hitboxes were more accurate, but this wasn’t to be. Instead, you must adjust your aim to account for the slight issue. 

Unfortunately, this lacks replay value and longevity. Once you nail the final boss, there is little reason to return. If you add in the roguelite elements, then this will cause frustration. Consequently, I won’t be returning to play this again. 

The Legend of Cyber Cowboy is short and tough, but fun. 

This isn’t the best indie game ever. There are faults and the balance isn’t quite right. However, when things work, it is enjoyable and you can lose a few hours to its tough ways. If you want a retro experience that tests your patience, I recommend buying it here! Can you overcome every robot and save the day? Master your pistol, explore every room, and pray for some luck.

Review: Songs of Silence

I love a great strategy game. There is nothing better than testing your grey matter and outwitting your opponents. However, Songs of Silence occasionally gets this element wrong. The slight imbalance causes frustration and undermines many of the creative and interesting moments. Yet, if you can look past this issue and work through the pain, you’ll enjoy a genuinely fun but tough game.

This semi-auto-battler was developed and published by Chimera Entertainment. Moreover, there is a combination of single-player and online multiplayer action. This isn’t new for this genre, but I appreciated the ability to thwart my friends or prove my tactical prowess to strangers online. Either way, I had a great time as I ransacked settlements and watched battles unfold before my eyes.

Songs of Silence is a lore-riddled joy.

Songs of Silence focuses on a classic approach. As such, you enjoy some wonderful narration and interesting battles. Alongside this, the side quests and interesting overworld keep you going from start to end. Though these elements were great, I loved the interaction between each leader and the oodles of lore you uncover.

No matter which mode you try, you will enjoy familiar core mechanics. The campaign spans 8 chapters that become increasingly difficult. If you love an almost unfair challenge, you will cherish this tactical monster. My abilities were put to the test in chapter 5 and it pushed my patience and resolve. Furthermore, hours were invested in the unfair nature of chapter 6 and I begged for mercy as I lost wave after wave of destructive brutes. Sadly, this is something that will break the hardiest of gamers and it needs to be addressed.

A tale of 2 halves.

The action is split into 2 ideas. First, you must explore a vast overworld with your commanders. Each battalion must move across the world to find new settlements to capture and resources to steal. En route, they will encounter aggressive foes or NPCs offering to help your cause. During each campaign, you are set key goals that must be achieved. As you falter, your leaders must rest and a new approach must be considered. It is this tactical layer that keeps you coming back for more.

The auto-battler element is much deeper than expected. A combination of formation, troops, and special abilities guide you to victory. Though it can be tough to keep on top of things, I loved the automatic slowdown and the ability to pause things for a breath. Your army comprises an array of different units and you must eliminate tricky opponents whilst the AI does the rest. This slightly hands-off idea takes some getting used to. Yet, once you are familiar with the finer points, you can manipulate each battle and turn the tide in your favour.

The ugly.

I’ve covered the lack of balance. Songs of Silence needs to address its campaign mode as the computer AI seems somewhat tougher, faster, and better organised than anything I could muster. This is particularly infuriating in the latter stages as the already tough levels just seem that little bit harder still. Thankfully, this wasn’t so much of an issue when playing online.

I rarely focus on frame rates unless it is awful. Unfortunately, I had real problems with low frame rate during the hectic battles. The game ground to a stop and this was extremely disconcerting. Though things soon caught up, it was slightly nauseating and not what I expected when playing on a “next-gen” machine. I’m not sure if this issue is present for PS5 or high-end PC gamers, but the Xbox Series X struggled at times.

Songs of Silence looks nice.

Despite the frame rate issues, I loved the massive overworld and the incredible battlefields. The vast spaces were captivating and the hellish movement of every squadron was great to look at. Arrows fly and cavalry charge with devastating consequences. Alongside this, I loved to watch the ability of my commanders play out as I watched the battle unfold. Alongside this, the intuitive UI was a pleasure to work with. No matter what was happening, I was able to remain in control and work through each battle.

The audio combines quiet sombre moments with ear-splitting noises. Additionally, the music blends soft and melancholy tracks with heartstopping and dramatic tunes. This attention-seeking audio should have been overwhelming but it wasn’t. Instead, it helps to enhance the lore and suck you into the action.

Incredible controls.

I expected this to be horrible to play. However, a thorough tutorial and excellent UI help you to overcome every early hurdle. This user-friendly approach will appeal to genre newbies and gamers who wish for a straightforward experience. Though there was the occasional input issue because of the frame rate, this didn’t put me off too much.

I struggled with the latter game and this made completing Songs of Silence a bit of a chore. This was disappointing as I enjoyed it up to the final 3 chapters. Moreover, the ability to play this with friends online makes it moreish and pretty darn addictive. Consequently, if you love this genre and you can forgive the brutal progression curve, you will want to come back for more.

Songs of Silence doesn’t get it quite right.

I cannot overlook the few issues that I faced. Normally, I’d shrug them off and move on. Yet, Songs of Silence has made the end game so tough that I cannot ignore it. The frame rate makes an already tough game just a little too hard, which was a shame. This would be an amazing tactical auto-battler if this can be resolved and ironed out. Despite the issues, I recommend buying it here! Can you prove your worth and capture every settlement in sight? Master each commander, build your army and prove your tactical prowess.

Review: Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard

The Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard is a decent mid-range keyboard. Furthermore, this will tick that box if you love an eye-catching peripheral. Sadly, it doesn’t have backlit RGB and no hot-swappable switches. However, the pre-installed Akko Pink switch is responsive and comfortable to use. If you are a gamer or work from home, this could be the perfect full-size keyboard. 

The vivid colour palette catches your attention. Moreover, the ability to use this wired and wirelessly enhances versatility and usability. Strangely, Akko had built this with no batteries. If you want to run it wirelessly, you must insert 2 AAA batteries. This was a strange choice, but it didn’t put me off. The overall quality and comfortable typing were enough to suck me in.

What’s in the box of the Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard?

  • The packaging is large and loud. The bright colours are attractive and the box is robust. Finally, it can be recycled and that is a plus point. 
  • The Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard has a full-size factor. This is ideal for gamers who need every key or workers who require a numpad.
  • A USB-C cable is provided for charging. 
  • A USB dongle is required for wireless connectivity.
  • Use the keycap puller to reveal the switches.
  • Learn the basics with the quick start guide. 

Technical aspects. 

Unlike other Akko products, the Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard has no RGB. This wasn’t too much of an issue as the rest of the keyboard is so bright. However, lovers of vivid peripherals may be slightly disappointed. The keyboard uses both a 2.4 GHz and wired connection for latency-free inputs. This was ideal as you can game and type without any lag or issues. I found the AAA batteries to be a little strange, but 8 months of battery life out of 1 set wasn’t an issue. Additionally, the lack of a built-in battery makes the keyboard much lighter.

If you like programmable keys, you can download the FTD software from the Akko website and customise your inputs. This wasn’t an area I played with, but I know the software is intuitive and easy to navigate. Accordingly, this is the ideal option if you lack programming knowledge or you want a user-friendly option.

Build quality. 

The striking pink colour and unusual anime keycaps design are ideal for gamer girls and anyone who adores a striking design. What’s more, the full-size setup makes it comfortable to type. However, smaller workstations will struggle to house this large keyboard. Subsequently, micro desks may require a smaller Akko alternative.

The OEM keycaps use a sub-dye process with PBT materials. The result is long-lasting legends that resist staining and oily marks. This is ideal if you like to eat while gaming. We all get hungry from time to time and we don’t want to put our game down. Well, these hard-wearing keycaps resist greasy stains and can be cleaned with ease.

Finally, the base plate and case have a foam layer. This helps to soften each key movement. Additionally, the Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard has a softer audio profile as a consequence. Therefore, if you dislike the traditional clacky mechanical sound, this keyboard has you covered.

Is the Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard worth it?

Picking the right keyboard for your gaming arena is tough. Do you go all-out and pick a bank-breaking option? Alternatively, do you go entry-level and try your luck? I think the Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard gets the balance just right. The soft inputs are comfortable and I like the large form factor. Furthermore, though the pink wasn’t for me, I understand why it will appeal. This device doesn’t have every bell and whistle, but it does its job extremely well. Accordingly, I like it and I recommend buying it here!

(More information on Akko can be found here!)

The Sailor Moon Crystal 3108RF keyboard has been awarded the Movies Games and Tech Gold Award.

(Full disclosure! A sample was provided for an unbiased and free review!)

Review: Bronana

Bronana brings innovation to a well-trodden genre. If you have played Brotato or Vampire Survivors, you’ll know what to expect. However, random events, RNG, and a healthy dollop of mental snacks stand in your way. Accordingly, you must think fast as you annihilate everything in your way.

This roguelike bullet hell title was developed and published by busy bear. Moreover, it is a single-player isometric game that is colourful and pleasant to look at. There is a smattering of Hades ideas as each room offers unique upgrades, cash, or additional experience. As such, you must choose wisely as you tackle each of the 20 hellish arenas.

Bronana has no story. 

Though it wasn’t necessary, Bronana has no story. As far as I know, you are a cool banana who is trying to save their motherland. The wave of annoyed fruits and snacks wish to stop you as you perform your heroic task. Furthermore, some gigantic bosses wish to smash you as you progress. 

This approach isn’t fresh. Yet, the inclusion of a blacksmith, merchant, the devil, a beggar, and a spin-the-wheel game of chance helps to mix things up. Moreover, there are bounties to complete that add a sense of danger and trepidation. This was great as I found core gameplay to be easier than its peers. Consequently, the layers of chance and luck ensure that it isn’t a walk in the park. 

Genre typical mechanics. 

Each arena has a set timescale. If you can survive the countdown or you eliminate every foe, you move to the next room. At the end of each round, you have the chance to randomly spawn a vendor. Each of these helpful individuals can improve your gear or offer new equipment. 

I stuck with ranged weapons as they were more useful and powerful than the melee alternatives. Subsequently, the action is slightly unbalanced and genre purists will grumble at this problem. I’m sure the developers will adjust this element to get the balance just right. 

As you progress, you can find items to improve an array of stats. Furthermore, there are different bananas to unlock to test unique character builds. I rarely found that the opening attributes impacted the action negatively and this was a shame. It would have been nice had there been a clear line between each skill and ability, but this wasn’t to be.

Bronana looks great. 

Though the gameplay may lack balance, graphically, it looks great. The vibrant colours are eye-catching and the characters are evil and amusing. I enjoyed the varied backdrops but wish that there were more environmental challenges. Strangely, you can run through obstacles and there are no pits, spikes, or fiery holes to avoid. This was a mistake from the developer and I believe these hazards should be included. 

The audio is upbeat, fun, and aggressive. The soundtrack plays out without overpowering the action. However, the sound effects slap you in the face. The noise is crazy as you sprint across each arena and decimate every monster you encounter. 

Excellent controls. 

This is a Steam Deck-compatible title. As such, you can play it with a mouse and keyboard or gamepad. No matter which option I selected, Bronana plays perfectly. The inputs are responsive and the layout is intuitive. Furthermore, the UI is easy to navigate. As such, this is easy to play from the off. 

There is plenty of replay value and longevity. If you love this genre and you want an amusing alternative, this will be up your street. Though I found it slightly imbalanced and a little easy to play, I wanted to return for more.

Bronana is fun but not perfect. 

This genre keeps producing great indie games. The action is fun and I adore the casual experience, but Bronana isn’t perfect. The gameplay balance is off and it isn’t as tough as I’d have liked. Moreover, the progression system has minuscule increments and this may frustrate. However, I enjoyed it despite these issues. The graphics and audio are great and it was easy to master. Accordingly, despite the minor shortcomings, I recommend buying it here! Can you master your banana? Pick your weapon, select your abilities, and annihilate everything in sight.

Review: TickTalk 5 Smart Watch

The TickTalk 5 Smart Watch is the perfect option for your child. Not only does it look good, but it is robust, fun, and exceptionally safe. With built-in GPS, and cellular and Wi-Fi calling, you and your child are always in control. Alongside this, the screen is vivid and easy to use. Accordingly, this is the ideal device to get you started if you are a technophobe.

Whenever I pick tech for my children, I worry about security and battery life. Fortunately, this watch ticks the box on both accounts. The battery will last over 200 hours on standby and has an impressive 48 hours of use between charges. If safety is your priority, then this watch will make you smile. There are parental controls, secure contacts, a TickTalk app, and built-in GPS for peace of mind. Consequently, you know where your child is and have complete control if you wish.

What’s in the box of the TickTalk 5 Smart Watch?

  • The large box was strong and pleasant to the eye. Furthermore, it can be recycled. 
  • The TickTalk 5 Smart Watch is relatively chunky and comes in an array of colours. The screen is large and clear and the tactile buttons are easy to use.
  • If you opt for the full package, you’ll be provided a colourful docking station. This simple-to-use device makes charging a cinch. Moreover, a pair of tempered glass screen protectors are supplied. 
  • A small USB charging cable is provided with a special charging point. 
  • Learn the fundamentals with the user manual.

Technical aspects. 

This chunky but compact device is jam-packed with impressive tech. Whether it is the accurate GPS, the small but useful 5MP camera, or the built-in speaker and microphone, this watch packs a punch. Additionally, the straightforward setup ensures that you and your child will be up and running in no time at all. 

I’m a non-US customer, so I was not provided with a SIM card. However, if you live in the States, you can choose a cellular option to maximise the watch’s potential. Non-US customers can use this feature but you will need to talk to your mobile phone provider to get the relevant sim card. Though the lack of outdoor features was a limiting factor, we were still able to use every element of this device via Wi-Fi. My oldest daughter loved every second and was giggling as she spoke to her friends or sent messages to me and my wife. 

The secure messaging and impressively accurate location tech are a godsend for worried parents. Furthermore, the parental controls ensure that you have peace of mind. The free-to-download app has an intuitive UI and can be mastered quickly.

Usability. 

I love spending time with my kids. However, new tech and impatient children can drive me crazy. Thankfully, this is one of the most user-friendly devices I’ve tackled. Every aspect of the TickTalk 5 Smart Watch is easy to master! The exceptional app talks you through every element. Moreover, adding others to the secure list of contacts takes no time at all. The helpful QR system and manual code take the strain. Subsequently, you can increase your child’s contact list without undermining their safety.

The smooth touchscreen and large buttons were amazing. You can flick through each option with ease and everything is clear. Whether it is the pedometer, messaging, or camera, your child will not struggle. If you want to enhance your trouble-free experience, I recommend purchasing the full package. The charging station is easy to set up and your watch charges safely and securely. Alongside this, the tempered glass protector adds a sense of security. 

Build quality. 

We’ve tested the watch for around 8 days and its build quality is impressive! During this period, we’ve been to the beach, endured heavy rain, and fallen from a pushbike multiple times. What’s more, it got tangled up in a rugby match and I’m pretty sure our border collie tried to use it as a toy. Even though it has been put through its paces, the watch has not faltered. The screen remains unscathed and the comfortable watch strap is not damaged.

This durability is essential for active kids. The robust nature of the TickTalk 5 Smart Watch will equally impress adults and children. My daughter loved the comfortable material and the taught nature of the strap. Luckily, the strap wasn’t too tight and she could adjust it with ease. Additionally, she didn’t suffer from rubbing or any unwanted sweat marks.

Finally, the IP67 water-resistant rating is great. Though the watch is not designed for prolonged submersion, it can withstand heavy rain showers and up to 3 feet of water depth. Consequently, it can be used when you are enjoying the great outdoors. However, I wouldn’t suggest wearing it for swimming.

Is the TickTalk 5 Smart Watch worth it?

If you want a watch that is hard-wearing, pleasant to look at, and easy to use, then the TickTalk 5 Smart Watch is for you. On top of this, it is remarkably safe and can be used with or without a SIM card. My daughter loves the responsive screen and the camera and chat features. I, on the other hand, love the built-in GPS and the wonderful parental controls. Accordingly, this is a spectacular device and I recommend buying it here!

(More information on TickTalk can be found here!)

The TickTalk 5 Smart Watch has been awarded the Movies Games and Tech Gold Award.

(Full disclosure! A sample was provided for an unbiased and free review!)

Review: MechWarrior 5: Clans

Developed and Published by Piranha Games Inc., MechWarrior 5: Clans is an FPS mech simulator with a strong focus on Explosive Gameplay.

MechWarrior 5: Clans is the perfect blend of thrilling mech combat, an epic narrative, and a sprinkling of design choices that’ll make you question your life decisions. Set during the Clan Invasion of the Inner Sphere, you get to step into the boots of a pilot from the Smoke Jaguar clan, leading a squad of mechs through an array of exciting missions (because who doesn’t want to lead giant robots into battle, right?). 

The combat is tactical and satisfying, and the mech customisation is as deep as the menus are slow—so get ready for some serious tinkering. Unfortunately, the game occasionally struggles with technical issues and design choices that make you wonder if the developers were testing it during a caffeine withdrawal. But hey, at least you’re in charge of some massive mechs, so it’s still a win, right?

Robo-Story

The story of MechWarrior 5: Clans is, without a doubt, a standout—if by “standout,” you mean a confusing mix of characters stumbling through moral dilemmas. The plot trudges along with all the intensity of a B-tier Syfy channel show. The drama is as thick as the mechs you’re piloting, but still somehow feels like background noise.

The voice acting is a real treat too—some characters sound like they’re giving it their all, while others might as well have been replaced with a cardboard cutout. And the facial animations? Oh, they’re something special. You’ll never look at teeth the same way again after seeing some of these awkwardly wide grins. 

But hey, don’t worry too much about the story—it’s not like it has any lasting impact on your enjoyment. In the end, it’s just another excuse to blow up some mechs, and that’s probably all you’ll remember.

Robot Go Boom!

The game’s mech combat shines with its strategic depth and the heavy, methodical feel of piloting massive mechs. Combat requires careful positioning. The player can control a full squad, issuing commands and swapping between mechs on the fly. 

The control scheme offers a steep learning curve, but it enhances the immersive experience of managing a slow, yet powerful machine. There’s also an option for a modern control scheme that simplifies the experience but loses some of the satisfaction of the classic system.

Robo Upgrades

Customization in MechWarrior 5: Clans is a significant disappointment. Each new BattleMech chassis comes pre-loaded at its weight limit, leaving very little room for meaningful upgrades or modifications. Players are forced to make small adjustments, but these often require awkward trade-offs, such as downgrading weapons just to add a bit more armour. While more experienced players may be able to optimize their mechs within these tight constraints, casual players may quickly become frustrated with the limited options available.

The frustration doesn’t end with the customization options; the menu system only adds to the irritation. Navigating through various screens is painfully sluggish. Especially if you use a controller. Moving sliders or selecting options can take several seconds to register. It may not sound like much, but it can quickly disrupt the flow of the game and take you out of the experience. 

A Great Addition

MechWarrior 5: Clans delivers the core elements of what you’d expect from a mech game. Thrilling combat, strategic depth, and the chance to stomp around in massive robots. However, technical issues, sluggish menus, and restrictive customization options keep it from reaching its full potential. The control scheme might leave you questioning your sanity, but if you can push through the learning curve, there’s a certain joy in managing your slow-moving death machine.

As for the story, it’s like watching a B-tier sci-fi show where the real focus is on the explosions.

The voice acting and facial animations are hit or miss—some characters sound fine, while others are more “distracting cartoon” than compelling. 

But I digress, in the end, the story is just a backdrop to the real star of the show: smashing mechs.

So, if you’re in it for the spectacle of giant robots and tactical combat, MechWarrior 5: Clans might just scratch that itch. Just be prepared to forgive its many missteps and focus on what truly matters—making things go boom.

Review: Albatroz

Albatroz is a game of self-discovery and inward reflection. Furthermore, it is also a beautifully emotional journey that sucks you in from the opening gambit. I adored its wonderful storytelling and the feeling of freedom. However, the survival elements were somewhat tedious, threatening to undermine a strong foundation and stunning visuals.

This adventure title was developed by Among Giants and published by SOEDESCO. Moreover, it is a single-player third-person experience with a melancholy edge. This sombre approach may disappoint some, but I loved the sense of discovery and the wonderfully explained story. The pacing, the eccentric characters, and the unique biomes keep you returning for more.

Albatroz is a break from everyday life. 

The daily grind is enough to make us all whimper. Wake up, shower, get changed, go to work, and return home exhausted. This cycle of doom sucks our energy from us and traps us in a prison of doom and gloom. Yet, occasionally, people break free from the monotony. When this happens, your life sparks and you begin to see a fresh world. This is the core concept of Albatroz, a game of discovery, freedom, and family bonds. 

You control Isla as she breaks away from the everyday grind. Her brother has gone missing in the mysterious Albatroz mountains. She must journey through the Forbidden Lands and discover clues to solve the mystery. However, it isn’t as straightforward as you’d hope as puzzles, problems, and cultural differences block your progress.

It is a stunning exploration experience. 

I’m all for self-discovery. Travelling to broaden your horizons is a wonderful right of passage. Albatroz develops this idea perfectly. The blend of cultural elements and the zany characters who join your adventure were amazing. However, it is the stunning writing and the reflection of self-worth that is humbling. What’s more, the connection between the surrounding world and the plot was incredible.

The different biomes add a sense of depth whilst enhancing the unique characters and elements of the story. I loved the exploration but found the survival portion to be too time-consuming. The constant search for food and water distracted me. Furthermore, the requirement to balance your body temperature got in the way. If you are a keen survivalist, you’ll enjoy this aspect. I, on the other hand, wish it was a little more laid back.

Albatroz looks incredible. 

The developer should take a bow. The world, movement, and character models are all phenomenal. This incredible visual experience is enhanced by the different environments and the sense of depth. Moreover, traversing each area was challenging but fair. If you want a breathtakingly beautiful exploration game, then Albatroz should be on your list.

The deeply emotional edge flows through every wonderful song. The background music adds sadness, energy, and drama to each spectacular location. Moreover, the characters have interesting dialogue traits that highlight the similarities and differences of the cultures on display.

Excellent controls. 

The gameplay is split into driving and walking mechanics. Though the driving is serviceable, it doesn’t sit front and centre. This was good as the game would have been less enjoyable. Instead, it is the slow-paced walking that captures your attention. The ability to explore each arena was great and finding key items and survival tools was fantastic. 

Replay value will depend on how deep you wish to go. There are plenty of places to explore and loads of secrets to find. What’s more, it is easy to lose hours of your life staring at the beautiful scenery. Subsequently, this is as quick or as long as you want it to be.

Albatroz is a unique and stunning game. 

Though this won’t be for everyone, I think it’s a remarkable game. The gameplay is slow and emotive, and the scenery is breathtaking. Additionally, the story is touching and eye-opening. Accordingly, it is a stunning game and I recommend buying it here! Can you find your brother? Leave behind the daily grind and explore a wonderfully diverse world.