Hot on the ‘wheels’ of the PS4 launch, Coffin Dodgers has launched today on Xbox One for £9.59, $11.99, €11.99!
In a game recently featured in “6 Xbox One Indie Games You Need in Your Life”, Coffin Dodgers is a darkly comedic fuse of kart racing and crazy old people with “Road Rash” style combat and laugh-out-loud ragdoll physics. Bash, smash, and trash each other to the death in both single and multiplayer game modes from award-winning developers and publishers, Milky Tea Studios and Wales Interactive.
Coffin Dodgers sees life in the slow lane become a fast and furious race for your soul! Take on the role of one of seven quirky retirement village residents, each racing on their very own pimped-up mobility scooters, armed with a variety of upgradable homemade weapons and gadgets to take on anything the Grim Reaper and his army of zombies throw at them.
With a 2-4 local multiplayer mode you can actively battle and knock your friends from their mobility scooters, get tangled up in epic crashes and cause mayhem! What’s more, experience the 3D open-world “Crazy Granddad” mode where you race against the clock in the entire Sunny Pines district.
Coffin Dodgers sees life in the slow lane become a fast and furious race for your soul! Take on the role of one of seven quirky retirement village residents, each racing on their very own pimped-up mobility scooters, armed with a variety of upgradable homemade weapons and gadgets to take on anything the Grim Reaper and his army of zombies throw at them.
With a 2-4 local multiplayer mode you can actively battle and knock your friends from their mobility scooters, get tangled up in epic crashes and cause mayhem! What’s more, experience the 3D open-world “Crazy Granddad” mode where you race against the clock in the entire Sunny Pines district.
The “Road Rash” style player-to-player combat features wacky weapons and collectable destructive power-ups to stop your mates in their tracks. Watch your frail backs though as you’re never too far away from an EMP powered defibrillator!
Game Features
•“Road Rash” style player-to-player combat with wacky weapons and geriatric gadgets.
•Character ragdoll physics!
•Upgradable mobility scooters with modifications to suit your driving style.
•Select from 7 old, quirky but full of life retirement village residents.
•Unlock and play as the Grim Reaper himself!
Game Modes
•Invite your friends to the 2-4 Split-Screen Multiplayer Mode!
•Battle your way through a Single-Player Story Mode with races and challenges set around the beautifully crafted Sunny Pines retirement village.
•Challenge yourself with the 3D open world “Crazy Granddad” Mode.

I think your description of the game was more exciting than the actual game itself. It’s very much a bare minimum effort of a Kart game, As a result the Xbox One and PS4 have become lesser consoles for merely offering this game…
I get the feeling this studio had the main grandfather character left over, unused from one of their advertising campaigns and decided to just build a game around it, since the other characters are woefully under-designed compared to this main character, even in the cutscenes the main grandfather character is a very nicely modelled, well textured high resolution render, whilst the other characters are low poly, low resolution half-arsed models…
However, there is a good point to be made, I was eligiable for a refund 🙂